What Kind of Cookie Would Be Worth a Whupping From Grandma?

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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Hey Everyone!

This thread is just meant for some light-hearted fun!

It all started out in @seekingthemindofChrist's excellent thread discussing the dangers of online catfish:

https://christianchat.com/new-christian-chat-members-introduce-yourselves/catfish-scammers.212192/

Along with an informative and helpful discussion, some funny banter led to talk of certain members needing to be corrected by the Ultimate Authority Figure Whom You Do Not Question -- why, Grandma, of course! But Seeking mentioned that his Grandma would give you cookies after the whupping, so...

This then led to a pondering of whether doing purposely doing something to bring on a whupping would be worth it -- IF, and only if, the right cookies were involved, of course!

Since cookies seem to be very popular with the current crowd, and the fun has carried over into @Lynx's latest thread:

https://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/pick-up-da-phone.212221/


It seems only fitting to ask this VERYimportant question:

Which cookies (or treat of your choice) would be worth getting a whupping for?

Answer carefully -- others are listening, and if they don't like your answer, they just might hand you over to the Wrath of Grandma!

Which would undoubtedly result in something like this:

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P.S. Everyone knows that if you're REALLY bad, Grandma is going to make you go out and pick your own switch to be whupped with.

P.P.S Everyone ALSO knows that if YOU pick out a switch that's too small or too puny, Grandma herself is going to go out and pick another one herself -- and it's NOT going to be pretty!

*Shudder*

But just think! THE COOKIES!!! Concentrate on the cookies!!

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So...

Which kinds of cookies would make even the biggest, baddest switch worth all that anxiety? :eek::LOL::p
 
Lanolin

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I found the bamboo switch my mother used on me as a child hiding in the bathroom cabinet the other day.

I also contemplated making biscuits (I call them bickies, not cookies) and got all the ingredients together, even the missing golden syrup, only to find that the mixer was missing. Must be at my brothers house. So I didnt end up making any.

At the moment I just dont have the energy to whip the butter and sugar into cream by hand. So Im just going to eat that entire block of chocolate myself instead of chopping it up to make bickies.

I cant ask my grandmother to make them, when she was alive she never made cookies, she made wontons and possibly sacrificed them to some idols.
 
Godsgirl1983

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Forget the cookies!
I'll just sneak some of the *GASP* raw cookie dough when Granny isn't looking :p

psst: don't tell my daughter that this song she has driven our household nuts with has secretly grown on me
 
Lynx

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What are we doing to deserve a whipping?

This is not a trivial question. It needs to be something mild enough to earn a mild whipping. The more severe the crime, the more severe the whipping, and the better the cookies have to be.
 
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Talljake

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seoulsearch said:
Hey Everyone!

This thread is just meant for some light-hearted fun!

It all started out in @seekingthemindofChrist's excellent thread discussing the dangers of online catfish:

https://christianchat.com/new-christian-chat-members-introduce-yourselves/catfish-scammers.212192/

Along with an informative and helpful discussion, some funny banter led to talk of certain members needing to be corrected by the Ultimate Authority Figure Whom You Do Not Question -- why, Grandma, of course! But Seeking mentioned that his Grandma would give you cookies after the whupping, so...

This then led to a pondering of whether doing purposely doing something to bring on a whupping would be worth it -- IF, and only if, the right cookies were involved, of course!

Since cookies seem to be very popular with the current crowd, and the fun has carried over into @Lynx's latest thread:

https://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/pick-up-da-phone.212221/


It seems only fitting to ask this VERYimportant question:

Which cookies (or treat of your choice) would be worth getting a whupping for?

Answer carefully -- others are listening, and if they don't like your answer, they just might hand you over to the Wrath of Grandma!

Which would undoubtedly result in something like this:

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P.S. Everyone knows that if you're REALLY bad, Grandma is going to make you go out and pick your own switch to be whupped with.

P.P.S Everyone ALSO knows that if YOU pick out a switch that's too small or too puny, Grandma herself is going to go out and pick another one herself -- and it's NOT going to be pretty!

*Shudder*

But just think! THE COOKIES!!! Concentrate on the cookies!!

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So...

Which kinds of cookies would make even the biggest, baddest switch worth all that anxiety? :eek::LOL::p
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Grams woopie pies....worth every spanking lol. But bad news.....I'm telling gram on you for stealing haha
 
Lynx

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Talljake said:
Grams woopie pies....worth every spanking lol. But bad news.....I'm telling gram on you for stealing haha
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Are we talking about the genuine article? Like, the kind with real cream cheese icing in the middle? Like, made with name brand cream cheese, not that nasty store brand knockoff?

One of those would be worth three of the worst whippings Grandma's arm could dish out.
 
Bethohio1

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Sugar cookie with yellow icing and smiley face. I could eat those every day
 
seekingthemindofChrist

seekingthemindofChrist

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I am really not a big cookie guy, unless they are Girl Scout cookies. Grandma could spank me with the plank on a ship before I walk it into shark-infested waters, and I would be okay if i got a box of those.

Thin mints?

Oh, what a foretaste of heaven!
 
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Talljake

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Lynx said:
Are we talking about the genuine article? Like, the kind with real cream cheese icing in the middle? Like, made with name brand cream cheese, not that nasty store brand knockoff?

One of those would be worth three of the worst whippings Grandma's arm could dish out.
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Gram dosnt mess around. Which Leeds me to this, gram uses a wooden spoon.....if I'm getting spanked....I'm taking the whole batch lol
 
Tall_Timbers

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seekingthemindofChrist said:
I am really not a big cookie guy, unless they are Girl Scout cookies. Grandma could spank me with the plank on a ship before I walk it into shark-infested waters, and I would be okay if i got a box of those.
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The boxes have shrunk... you might need two boxes.
 
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Ted01

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My Grandma never whupped me... and made the best Snickerdoodles in the world!
 
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Talljake

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Tall_Timbers said:
The boxes have shrunk... you might need two boxes.
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.....but there already to small. What's that mean...5 cookies in a box and box costs like 20$. That's it schools have gone to far! Let's go see what the boy scouts have.
 
Tall_Timbers

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Talljake said:
.....but there already to small. What's that mean...5 cookies in a box and box costs like 20$. That's it schools have gone to far! Let's go see what the boy scouts have.
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If I remember correctly, the boy scouts sell overpriced popcorn.
 
Godsgirl1983

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Talljake said:
Let's go see what the boy scouts have.
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Pop corn tins!

Tall_Timbers said:
If I remember correctly, the boy scouts sell overpriced popcorn.
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AND they take credit cards.

True story:
I was going into the store one day and was bombarded by the boy scouts, or rather their pushy moms. (the dads were standing WAY back) the moms smiled and let the boys do their sales pitch and when I politely declined the pushy moms started in on all the good things the funds go to. I smiled back firmly stating I had just enough for the milk and bread I came for. The reply: she pulled out her phone with an attachment saying "We take credit cards!"
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Talljake said:
Grams woopie pies....worth every spanking lol. But bad news.....I'm telling gram on you for stealing haha
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Well, I figure it this way...

1. I decide to "help out" by "taste testing" one of those luscious whoopie pies. And that, of course, means I have to "borrow" one.

2. You tweet like a canary and tell Grandma what I did, when I only had the best of intentions. :cry: Such a bummer.

3. Grammie gives me a good whoopie pie whupping... (and I just happen to wear padded jeans that day.) :whistle:

4. Grammie gives me a second pie afterwards for comfort.

5. On my way out, I swipe at least one other pie as compensation as I scoot out of the kitchen.


*Seoulsearch weighs her odds...* :geek:

Ok Jake, you're on! :devilish:
 
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