The Banned Game

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“Miss, don’t you know me? I’m Loki, the antagonist, or rather villain, of the Norse mythology!” The slick smile was like a serpent slithering around its prey. “Loki, the the creepiest creep of all creeps?” Ms Jenny shivered. “In person!” the creature before her confirmed. “I hear you are having trouble with the just, but oh so naïve god, Thor”, he said friendly, though both his voice and the look on his face revealed that this was a natural born con man. Which of course Loki was. “I have heard that Thor is going to invite you to Valhalla, as a maid, that is, since you’re a woman. You’ll be waiting tables for eternity, and I tell you, those parties out there goes on forever. They haven’t heard of #MeToo either”.

Ms Jenny shrugged. “Jesus Christ will take care of him. I have no fears”. Loki’s face went smug. “I hear that Jesus has his doubts about your entry into Heaven. Getting coal for Christmas is the preface for going to the bad place”, he went on, “but I can help you. You just have to deny Jesus Christ and accept Odin as your ruler, and all of your sorrows will be gone”.

Another knocking on the door was heard. A man entered. Loki turned around to look and smiled viciously. The man had a mild, yet authoritative look on his face. “So, Loki, you’re pickpocketing souls? That definitely is your modus”. Loki’s face went pale. “I was just trying to…”
 
President Lanolins head was on the chopping block.
Thor raised his hammer .....
 
“Any last words?” Thor held his hammer dramatically above the president’s head. He had some doubts about using a hammer to chop somebody’s head off, maybe an axe would be better, but he was predestined to use a hammer regardless of the circumstances…
 
President Lanolin couldnt think of anything to say. Instead she started humming to the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'

It just goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because ..this is the song that never ends,..it just goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because....
 
“Thor, what are you doing?” An elderly man who only had one eye left appeared on the scene. Thor was taken by surprise. What was he really doing? Chopping off heads wasn’t his thing, but for some time now he had been obsessed with the idea of chopping off heads. He couldn’t think of anything else. And all this endless singing?
 
TabinRivCA said:
No one wants to get banned, lol. The Mods might have to do background checks to see if we need to be banned:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
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Just for not participating properly, you've shown yourself unworthy to be amongst us.

Thou art BANNED!!! As in BANISHED!! Banished, do you hear?!? Muahahahahahahahaha
 
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TheWriter said:
I ban Barney the Dinosaur. Not only is he scary, he is purple and gives me nightmares which makes Freddy Kruger look like a walk int he park.
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Just for banning Barney, you are unbannable. I never liked him. Always felt he was trying to mock me.
 
Banning Gojira for exceeding banning limit by banning 4 participants in a ten minute time frame😂
 
Gojira said:
W... W... WHAAAATTTTTT???!!!!!!!!!??????

Listen... puny human... don't anger me.
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I will sponsor you a free chance, given your qualifications, dear reptile. You are one of a kind, and for that, I permit thee! Banning Rubylanders for discrimination against Gojira.
 
Banning @Gojira for tripping up one of GG's Awesome Mom clones with his long tail... She thought it was a snake, and tried to stomp on it...
 
Apparantly I am banned so I cant say much so I sign language "trador" to Moses.
 
Unbanning Ruby. I didn't include you in my banning of all Rubylanders. I thought you would realise this, given you are their leader. But as not, I hereby make it official. Consider thyself unbanned!
 
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