I send instant messages personally. I call them IMPs.
I'm going to be honest here, but this is true revolutionary thinking. Because you're applying the personal touch to any word salad.
And this is what i encourage when people lose sense of words.
I send instant messages personally. I call them IMPs.
Those are personal instant messages personally. I never send those. Occasionally I am not completely sure in a message. Those are called wishy-washy instant messages personally, or WIMPS.That's only a P away from being a pimp. repent!
Good. You'll really love the last one.I'm going to be honest here, but this is true revolutionary thinking. Because you're applying the personal touch to any word salad.
And this is what i encourage when people lose sense of words.
I send lazy instant message periodic summaries, which are LIMPS, and if I'm particularly lazy, I only send biannual lazy instant message periodic summaries.Those are personal instant messages personally. I never send those. Occasionally I am not completely sure in a message. Those are called wishy-washy instant messages personally, or WIMPS.
I send SIMPS also but since you haven't gotten one you can probably figure out what they are.I send lazy instant message periodic summaries, which are LIMPS, and if I'm particularly lazy, I only send biannual lazy instant message periodic summaries.
I send SIMPS also but since you haven't gotten one you can probably figure out what they are.
Maybe you will be getting one afterall.Selective Instant Message Proclamation Synopses, I presume.
Eh, the elephant is just playing along, replying in kind.
... I hope.
Right? Surely nobody could have taken this seriously.
*Lynx runs away yelling, "The elephant has PMS! And he takes it very seriously!"I take my PM's very seriously. Especially since I got OTD. It's the AM's I struggle with
PMS does demand to be taken seriously. I just did not know male elephants suffered from such! .*Lynx runs away yelling, "The elephant has PMS! And he takes it very seriously!"
PM in the forums i have moderated are not privet.
PMS does demand to be taken seriously. I just did not know male elephants suffered from such! .![]()
This is a topic of vital importance.
In this topic I will show you all that when you use the word DM, you have been programmed by the internet and you risk Serious Danger into being deceived and possibly risk your Salvation.
Let's begin.
PM means Private Message.
DM means Direct Message.
When you are discussing with a group of people and you want to say something to a person but not the group, you naturally say "let's talk in private".
However, in both cases whether you're in a group or in private, you are still being direct or live with the person, so the word direct has no meaning really.
All messages in the internet are Direct or Live so it's a meaningless word. Private on the other hand has meaning because you're not addressing the group but a person.
This is why it's important that you all repent from the usage of the word DM and think clearly about this issue.
I look forward to your responses.