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Tourist discovers New Zealand a little known island nation to the west of Australia on google maps. He decides to take a holiday there with his wife, who also wants to be a tourist.
We are starting a new adventure.
 

Lanolin

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Winnie the Pooh never went to NZ?!
 

I_am_Canadian

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Winnie the Pooh never went to NZ?!
I know he was Canadian, he went from Ontario to Winnipeg and then a London Zoo he was the Unit Mascot a soldier bought him at a train station lol.

But as for the other stuff afterwards why not?
 

Lanolin

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I know he was Canadian, he went from Ontario to Winnipeg and then a London Zoo he was the Unit Mascot a soldier bought him at a train station lol.

But as for the other stuff afterwards why not?
Biosecurity laws wont allow it....
 

Lanolin

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Didnt have biosecurity during the war lol I think it was WW1
so they just let bears in the country?! huh

I dont think the polar Bears liked the Auckland summer.
 

Lanolin

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I think the real winnie the pooh was a black bear
the book 'we are going on a bear hunt' was changed in NZ to 'we are going on a moa hunt' but thing is...moas have gone extinct so its not likely you'll find any. The Maori ate them all.
 

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the book 'we are going on a bear hunt' was changed in NZ to 'we are going on a moa hunt' but thing is...moas have gone extinct so its not likely you'll find any. The Maori ate them all.
I see, did the maori eat macaroni? Lol sorry had to make that joke.
 

Lanolin

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Kumara, taro, rotten corn, pork and puha boil up are traditonal maori food
Meat cooked hangi style in earth ovens.

Kaimoana too, i.e seafood...kina, crayfish, eel, whitebait, cockles, pipi, toheroa, greenlip mussels

Though everyone took to potatoes..as the crop can keep better than kumara in a cooler climate.

Lamb is also a staple meat. Though beef is eaten, we dont eat nearly as much ground beef as americans do. And its not burgers its more in meat pies and sausages.

fish and chips...now am hungry...
 

Lanolin

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Its probably a well known fact that maori used to practice cannibalism.

At least the chinese never did that...though we get accused of eating all sorts of other unpalatable foods, and are partial to sharks fins and chicken feet. But not me. I prefer wood ears and tofu. lol
 

I_am_Canadian

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Kumara, taro, rotten corn, pork and puha boil up are traditonal maori food
Meat cooked hangi style in earth ovens.

Kaimoana too, i.e seafood...kina, crayfish, eel, whitebait, cockles, pipi, toheroa, greenlip mussels

Though everyone took to potatoes..as the crop can keep better than kumara in a cooler climate.

Lamb is also a staple meat. Though beef is eaten, we dont eat nearly as much ground beef as americans do. And its not burgers its more in meat pies and sausages.

fish and chips...now am hungry...
I ate before I read this lol. But it sounds really good.