seems nobody was that interested in my attempt at CC romance
oh well, back to the writing board - i mean ipad...
How about a novel called I am NOT Canadian
Its a novel about someone whos always taken to be a Canadian but actually turns out to be from the US. Because their accents are so similar. This frustrates the American dude no end.
He is always trying to explain that no, he doesnt support the Maple Leafs, eat beaver tails, and bunker down when its winter in the basement of his house.
He goes on this dating site trying to pull women but they keep assuming he lives in Canada and is Canadian. When they find out he lives in the US, they ignore him.