I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
Hello. Here are some Thanksgiving jokes that I hope will put a smile on your face.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Where do turkeys go dancing?
The Butterball.
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing! Wing!
What does a turkey drink from?
A goblet.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes, a building can't jump at all.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy.