Things NOT to say on your first date....
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I asked my fiance that after we had been dating a few months.But what if they are?
It didn't go over very well.
She said, WHAT DO YOU THINK???
I should have asked her where she got her blonde hair from. Everyone else in her family had dark hair.
If she was or wasn't, it didn't matter. I've had natural blonde gfs, brunettes and redheads.But what if they are?
You could tell that her hair was important to her. It was way below her skinny waist. That was my main concern. I thought she might have had an eating disorder for a while.
That's another question for the thread. I think someone beat me to it though.
"Do you have an eating disorder?"
Italian mama says, "Mangaia! Mangia!
You looking theeeen!"
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Gojira
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Not a first date of the usual sort. However, back in the late 90's my best friend met his wife online at some dating site. So I was to be his best man and it was a few days before the wedding and finally got to meet his wife for the first time.
Well my sense of humor is hit or miss and just say things that don't always land but truly mean no harm nor am I being malicious. So online dating was new back then and not the popular preferred method it is today. So I made a wise crack to both of them. I said it is so cool when two desperate people in this world finally meet like you did.........LOL
Well that did not go over good with her. So I find out a few days later at the wedding from my best friend she wanted me out and he smoothed it over and knew I meant no ham but don't go making any of my usual jokes today. So then he hands me the rings and hers because of the difference in finger sizes I slide it on my pinky so have it ready when they ask for the rings.
Well we were outside doing the photos. So finally it is him and her for some solo photos. So us guys in the wedding party get to just talking and laughing. Well they get done and my buddy walks over and does a motion like he is gonna box me in the gut. Well I goof off back and take my hand and bring it down to almost his neck like a karate chop but suddenly halt my motion.
Well her ring was on that hand and on my pinky and was not a tight fight. So the momentum sent it flying off my finger some good amount of feet into the grass. Well he did not see it because it was behind his head. I must have turned white or some shade as sudden fear just ran through me. So he asks are you are alright. I said oh bro just got suddenly light headed so y'all go in and I will stay out here for a few minutes and just catch my breath and get some fresh air.
He says ok don't be late. They go inside and I was all over that grass looking for the ring. When I could not find it I began to run over in my head how I was gonna punch my own face and run myself into the brick wall make it look like I was jumped. Throw myself in the little pond there and rip my suit up, and roll around in the grass some. Then go inside with some elaborate story how some dudes beat me up and took the ring.....LOL
Luckily about that time I saw a glint in the grass and was sparred from myself having to open a of can of whoopin' on myself.........LOL
So I reckon one comment on a first meet had already put a bad taste in her mouth could only image what a comment of how I was beat up and the ring gone would have gone over.............LOL
Well my sense of humor is hit or miss and just say things that don't always land but truly mean no harm nor am I being malicious. So online dating was new back then and not the popular preferred method it is today. So I made a wise crack to both of them. I said it is so cool when two desperate people in this world finally meet like you did.........LOL
Well that did not go over good with her. So I find out a few days later at the wedding from my best friend she wanted me out and he smoothed it over and knew I meant no ham but don't go making any of my usual jokes today. So then he hands me the rings and hers because of the difference in finger sizes I slide it on my pinky so have it ready when they ask for the rings.
Well we were outside doing the photos. So finally it is him and her for some solo photos. So us guys in the wedding party get to just talking and laughing. Well they get done and my buddy walks over and does a motion like he is gonna box me in the gut. Well I goof off back and take my hand and bring it down to almost his neck like a karate chop but suddenly halt my motion.
Well her ring was on that hand and on my pinky and was not a tight fight. So the momentum sent it flying off my finger some good amount of feet into the grass. Well he did not see it because it was behind his head. I must have turned white or some shade as sudden fear just ran through me. So he asks are you are alright. I said oh bro just got suddenly light headed so y'all go in and I will stay out here for a few minutes and just catch my breath and get some fresh air.
He says ok don't be late. They go inside and I was all over that grass looking for the ring. When I could not find it I began to run over in my head how I was gonna punch my own face and run myself into the brick wall make it look like I was jumped. Throw myself in the little pond there and rip my suit up, and roll around in the grass some. Then go inside with some elaborate story how some dudes beat me up and took the ring.....LOL
Luckily about that time I saw a glint in the grass and was sparred from myself having to open a of can of whoopin' on myself.........LOL
So I reckon one comment on a first meet had already put a bad taste in her mouth could only image what a comment of how I was beat up and the ring gone would have gone over.............LOL
And people think this kind of thing only happens in Hollywood...
Wait - are you in Hollywood?
haha
Wait - are you in Hollywood?
haha
Good ones CR, if he wasn't stymied by the first statement the second will floor him for sure, lol.
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Gojira
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