I wouldn't marry.......

[Gojira]

Sounds like you need a good nose-bopping right about now.

Bring it.

 

[Gojira]

Uh oh, now you're stepping out of my league (which isn't hard to do.)

I had to look that one up... Never watched The King of Queens.

I just remember watching Bill Bixby in "The Apple Dumpling Gang" and having a crush on him ever since.

You must get to know the Heffernan. Life will never be the same.

 

[Gojira]

God to Job...
"Wilt thou play with him as with a bird? or wilt thou bind him for thy maidens?"

Health gets it, Seoul. You might wish to take a lesson from her.

 

[seoulsearch]

Health gets it, Seoul. You might wish to take a lesson from her.

I could be wrong about this, but I think H.A.H. is actually a him.

 

[seoulsearch]

Bring it.

And now I'm wondering exactly what one uses in order to bop a giant lizard on the nose.

 

[Gojira]

I could be wrong about this, but I think H.A.H. is actually a him.

Well, all humans look alike to me.

 

[Gojira]

And now I'm wondering exactly what one uses in order to bop a giant lizard on the nose.

Exactly why you ought not to make such a threat, puny human -- to speak to you in your favorite language, Hulkese.

 

[tourist]

A long distance truck driver
Someone who is too good looking
Of course, an atheist

(yep, reviving another meaningful Thread, lol, op by LittleMermaid)

I miss that member. Her perceptions were most refreshing.

 

[seoulsearch]

Well, all humans look alike to me.

Nice save!

Who really wants to know the gender of their meals anyway!

 

[Gojira]

And now I'm wondering exactly what one uses in order to bop a giant lizard on the nose.

Now... if you wish to BOOP my nose, I may allow it. I will get down to your level, and rest my gigantic head before you. There, you may walk up to my nose, plant your index finger on it, and go "boooooop!". I will chuckle, and we can both be on our merry way.

 

[Gojira]

Nice save!

Who really wants to know the gender of their meals anyway!

I don't eat humans... I think they're cute, but annoying, kind of like Chihuahuas.

 

[seoulsearch]

Exactly why you ought not to make such a threat, puny human -- to speak to you in your favorite language, Hulkese.

"Hulk SMASH PUNY Lizard!"

I'm thinking that a good bop on the nose just isn't the Hulk's style.

 

[seoulsearch]

I don't eat humans... I think they're cute, but annoying, kind of like Chihuahuas.

But aren't humans at least a good source of protein?

(Plus 11 essential vitamins and minerals...)

 

[Gojira]

"Hulk SMASH PUNY Lizard!"

I'm thinking that a good bop on the nose just isn't the Hulk's style.

You are not the hulk -- not that it would make any difference.

 

[Gojira]

But aren't humans at least a good source of protein?

(Plus 11 essential vitamins and minerals...)

Eh... I was put here to protect them.. not that they deserve it.

 

[seoulsearch]

You are not the hulk -- not that it would make any difference.

No, but I know a guy who knows a guy...

(These days, isn't that good enough?)

 

[Gojira]

No, but I know a guy who knows a guy...

(These days, isn't that good enough?)

Not when it comes to leviathans.

 

[Lynx]

And now I'm wondering exactly what one uses in order to bop a giant lizard on the nose.

A derrick works well. Good reach, good shape for booping. Terrible durability though.

Of course you have to have the leverage to pick one up. That's something not many humans can do.

 

[seoulsearch]

Eh... I was put here to protect them.. not that they deserve it.

I admit I'm not very well-versed in the World of Godzilla.

For some reason, I always thought he was seen as the bad guy.

Or is that only when he fights King Kong?

 

[Lynx]

I admit I'm not very well-versed in the World of Godzilla.

For some reason, I always thought he was seen as the bad guy.

Or that only when he fights King Kong?

Depends on who his agent is at the time.

In the first movies he was the rampaging destruction. Later he was the defender against other rampaging destructions like Mothra and Mechazilla. Then there was that really sappy old cartoon with a baby dragon and some humans who seemed to always be sailing somewhere on their ship. He was a good guy there, and the seafaring humans always hollered for him to help whenever they got in trouble.

The cycle continued... In the atrocious movie remake around the turn of the millenium he was a bad guy again. Then they made yet another cartoon where he was a good guy, and Nick Tautopolous could always call him up in a sticky situation.