The lie is actually number three. I just cannot eat fish. I dont like that fishy flavour.
Long story short I hand delivered my application for a job. It was on the 13th floor. I went in the elevator and it went from ground floor to twelve, then to fourteen skipping the thirteenth floor. I thought something was wrong with the elevator so I went back to the ground floor and attempted this same procedure three or four times. Finally on my fifth go in my frustration I randomly pressed a few buttons and wham the elevator opened on the thirteenth floor. A armed security guard came running over and pointed a gun at me and demanded me to tell him how I cracked some code.
I at this stage had no clue what was going on. As far as I was concerned I was just dropping off my application for an office job and their stupid elevator was not working properly lol. I told him I dont have time for this. I am on my lunch break and am just handing my application in. He look astonished, I was annoyed and handed the application turned around, went back into the elevator and walked back to work fuming all the way.
It was a government job and my sister thinks it may have had something to do with people who may be involved in witness protection or something. I still dont know. It was quite a few years ago and I probably couldn't even remember what building it was but it was right in the hub of the city. Wonder if they got their elevator fixed?