I think there's a song in that...
Let's write a chorus
well golly gee!
I'd shore like ta help ya'll wit dat, I mean the writer in me is really been a tryin' to compose somethaaaannnnng 'bout grits, catfish and common sense (er, uh, lack there of) but the problem Imma havin is that Imma currently in one of them there Northern states.
I a reckon I don't know much 'bout them there grits and catfish, and all.
Ya'll just gonna hafta write this one yerselves.
NOW! Songs about winning I can do.
I am the champion my friends!
And I'll stay the winner,
cuz this is the end!
I am the champion!
I am the champion!
Ya'll end up losing,
cuz I am the champion...........
of this thread!