A quick 'BAR' joke:
A man in a hard hat walks into a bar and he's lugging a large slab of asphalt/concrete with him. After considerable effort, the man makes it to the barstools and leans the slab on one stool and he sits on the stool beside the slab. The bartender, seeing what happened, rolled his eyes and walks up to the man and says 'What 'll you have"? The man says I'll have two beers. One for myself and one for the road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!