The Banned Game

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Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Reverse banning Ruby's ban because I have cloned GG's awesome mom, and I now have 2 of them working for me (and I must comment, that GG is correct, and her awesome moms are indeed quite awesome!) In their court ruling, only 1 out of the 3 GG's awesome moms ruled against me. The other 2 voted in my favour, and also required that I be acquitted of all crimes, as identity-borrowing is not actually a crime at all, and even if it were (which it's not), it would be a victimless crime, sort of like parking in a disabled bay at the gym, or speeding past a school on a Sunday.

And then of course, banning Ruby because a flower obviously can't be a troll. I meant she could be worn on the ear of one of my new troll recruits.
 
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Ruby123

Guest
#842
#842
Can I have GG's awesome mum that ruled against you? lol
banning Moses for parking in disabled parking bays, that is a no no Moses.
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Banning Ruby for not understanding that if I don't park in disabled bays, they just go to waste. See, the disabled people can't use them, 'cause they're disabled and use wheelchairs instead of cars. (P.S. I thought you already had the GG's awesome mom that ruled against me?)
 
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jennymae

Guest
#844
#844
A grand jury has by unanimous vote (I’m the only one on that jury, btw), opened an investigation on the chain gang administration. Probable cause has been established by crooked members (Ruby, MY, O and S, even though they’re not members but merely scapegoats) of the grand jury. The prosecution is ready for trial and the petite jury has on a pre trial basis found the perpetrators guilty as charged lol.

The verdict is that all bans are on, effective today.
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Banning Jennymae, because she forgot to elaborate on the jury's final comment. "With regards to the conviction of MY, the jury unanimously finds the defendant 'NOT GUILTY'. This is based on the reasonable expectation that if a member is disabled, what are they doing parking at a gym, anyway? I mean, can disabled people even be reasonably expected to go to gyms? If so, are they truly disabled, in the original intention of the meaning? And if not, aren't the disabled bays just wasted space? We should thank people like MY, because without them, these bays would indeed by wasted space. Also, MY is hereby promoted to AG, to replace former disgraced AG, Ruby123".

(And they all lived happily ever after. Some as a famous and renowned AG, others as the flower carried in the hair-do of a troll. And the others as waterboys for unsuccessful football teams).
 
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Oblio

Guest
#846
#846
Banning Moses for not knowing that flowers can indeed be trolls!
 
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jennymae

Guest
#847
#847
Moses_Young said:
Banning Jennymae, because she forgot to elaborate on the jury's final comment. "With regards to the conviction of MY, the jury unanimously finds the defendant 'NOT GUILTY'. This is based on the reasonable expectation that if a member is disabled, what are they doing parking at a gym, anyway? I mean, can disabled people even be reasonably expected to go to gyms? If so, are they truly disabled, in the original intention of the meaning? And if not, aren't the disabled bays just wasted space? We should thank people like MY, because without them, these bays would indeed by wasted space. Also, MY is hereby promoted to AG, to replace former disgraced AG, Ruby123".

(And they all lived happily ever after. Some as a famous and renowned AG, others as the flower carried in the hair-do of a troll. And the others as waterboys for unsuccessful football teams).
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I stand corrected. The jury truly acquitted MY, but then the judge overrode their decision and imposed a long term sentence to be served as the AG of the Banned Game.😂
 
shittim

shittim

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Dec 16, 2016
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Scapegoats are people too!

An emergency injunction has been issued effective immediately preventing the aforementioned bans from being re-re-re-implemented, and that is, immediately if not sooner :)giggle::coffee:).
This in response to a "petite" jury being used as opposed to a
petit jury.


Petit jury-
noun
  1. A regular trial jury, assembled to determine criminal or civil liability.
  2. a jury of 12 to determine the facts and decide the issue in civil or criminal proceedings
blessings
 
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jennymae

Guest
#850
#850
shittim said:
Scapegoats are people too!

An emergency injunction has been issued effective immediately preventing the aforementioned bans from being re-re-re-implemented, and that is, immediately if not sooner :)giggle::coffee:).
This in response to a "petite" jury being used as opposed to a
petit jury.


Petit jury-
noun
  1. A regular trial jury, assembled to determine criminal or civil liability.
  2. a jury of 12 to determine the facts and decide the issue in civil or criminal proceedings
blessings
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Your petition is being denied by the appeal court as we speak hence the Banning Game Constitution allows petite juries made up of a sole member under the height of 5’4”.😄
 
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Oblio

Guest
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#851
The jury has reached a verdict..."Jenny Mae not post on this thread! anymore!"
 
Sculpt

Sculpt

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I ban Oblio for naming the name that shall not be named!
 
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Godsgirl83

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#853
GG's awesome mom clones have been recalled (aka BANNED) from use.
All clones must be returned to GG.
Don't you know that cloning a clone only produces a physical copy, but the data inside becomes damaged???
This is why 2/3 of the awesome mom clones ruled in MosesYoungs favor, despite how obviously guilty he is/was!!!!!
 
shittim

shittim

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Dec 16, 2016
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"Don't you know that cloning a clone only produces a physical copy, but the data inside becomes damaged??? "..........

What has red hair, red nose, and was born in a test tube?
BOZO THE CLONE!
 
Sculpt

Sculpt

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Apr 18, 2021
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shittim said:
"Don't you know that cloning a clone only produces a physical copy, but the data inside becomes damaged??? "..........

What has red hair, red nose, and was born in a test tube?
BOZO THE CLONE!
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Shittim is banned for posting the wrong Bozo clone!
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Oblio

Guest
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#856
You mean
Godsgirl83 said:
GG's awesome mom clones have been recalled (aka BANNED) from use.
All clones must be returned to GG.
Don't you know that cloning a clone only produces a physical copy, but the data inside becomes damaged???
This is why 2/3 of the awesome mom clones ruled in MosesYoungs favor, despite how obviously guilty he is/was!!!!!
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The anti-Moses third remembers the cookie comment!
 
shittim

shittim

Senior Member
#857
Dec 16, 2016
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Shittim is unbanned because he conferred unbannable cloaking over GG a while back, and was splashed with some of it.
Banning Sculpt for wrongly inferring the official Bozo is the "wrong" Bozo.
I have vast experience having worked with and for Bozo's all my life!
:):coffee::giggle::unsure:
 
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jennymae

Guest
#858
#858
Oblio said:
The jury has reached a verdict..."Jenny Mae not post on this thread! anymore!"
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Banning Oblio for imposing censorship and for violating the First Amendment. He’s also sentenced to become secretary of the banning thread.
 
shittim

shittim

Senior Member
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Dec 16, 2016
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"Secretary of the Banning Thread"???
You mean like with taking notes and stuff?
I want to be the treasurer.....
 
Moses_Young

Moses_Young

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Sep 15, 2019
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As AG of the Banned Game, I hereby demote Oblio - via banning, obviously - to secretary for the Junior Undersecretary of the Banning Thread. I've no room for First Amendment deniers in my leadership.
 
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