Signs You're Single

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Lanolin

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you hear a love song on the radio and start singing along then realise you dont actually have anyone to hear your serenade...
 

Lanolin

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And I.....will always love YOOOOOOOU

*crickets chirping*
 
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well, i have 5 kittens on my (very small) house plus their mom.. i think it makes obvious that i'm single.. maybe i'm wrong i will marry a beautiful woman that also love cats..who knows.
 
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Reckon I am the typical or the generalization for single guys. 14 years ago when my ex and I divorced, she just wanted gone. So she made no claims and she let the court know I could have the house, the kids, and the dogs. So for 14 years I have been hearing from my mother, sisters, Aunts, nieces, and my friends wives.

That ya sure can tell I am single cause have no pictures on the walls. As well as for 14 years they shake their heads cause my drapes don't match my furniture. My furniture don't match my carpet. My silverware is a hodge podge of 4 different patterns. While I have all china type plates all my cups are plastic and do not match the dinnerware. With some of those plastic cups saying Taco Bell, McDonalds, Subway, and other fast food names on them.

For 14 years they have been letting me know I should get remarried. I am convinced they only do so cause they are all OCD and when they visit my home, that all the mismatch sets off their anxiety.......LOL
And if you get remarried she will make you replace all those things and remodel the kitchen and bathroom just to move in. Imagine how many months of work it will take to pay for that. Plus new wardrobe.
 

stilllearning

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And if you get remarried she will make you replace all those things and remodel the kitchen and bathroom just to move in. Imagine how many months of work it will take to pay for that. Plus new wardrobe.
Preach it brother, preach it.............LOL
 
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SimpleSheep

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Where I'm from if you want people to know you're single....

Then pop the hood of your car to check oil or whatever.

I live in the south so it's also a good way to meet guys.

As soon as a woman pops the hood of their car you are surrounded by men...lol:p
I saw a movie once where the girl purposely messed something up under the hood to get the guy to fix it for her. I should try this! :ROFL::p
 
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My buddy is single and formerly married like me. One day he says he needs a new couch im like why you never buy anything new. He said ive slept on the couch for years and wear it out so i need a new one so he asks around and somebody is always getting rid of a couch so he picks one up.

I told him same thing i sleep on the couch and they last 5 years and are shot. When i met my wife i slept on a mattress on the floor or just a blanket and i will never go back to set up bed. Best sleep i ever got was night fishing sleeping on the ground perfect weather on the side of a lake no mattress just laying in the grass with the wind blowing.
 

Lynx

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I saw a movie once where the girl purposely messed something up under the hood to get the guy to fix it for her. I should try this! :ROFL::p
I think I remember that movie. Didn't it have something about a science experiment that went wrong, made a portal and started bending time? There was something about them in a car, racing an electrical pulse that was traveling over high-tension power lines.

The main guy character was "Motorhead" Mike, and the girl removed the distributor cap to get him to fix her car, so she could get his attention. She said she wanted him to take her to the prom, mostly to prevent her class voting her most likely to be a spinster.

I didn't watch the whole movie. It was on while I was somewhere in the area.
 

stilllearning

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you hear a love song on the radio and start singing along then realise you dont actually have anyone to hear your serenade...
That is not all that bad singing to yourself. I have found all women are the same. Which by that I mean when I serenade a gal they all react the same. They have all ran for the hills and suddenly I am single cause my girlfriend has beat feet........LOL

So if I ever get remarried and she request I sing to her at our wedding, I am of course gonna say yes dear, cause I am domesticated. However, I am gonna fake laryngitis the day of wedding and act all disappointed I am not able to sing......LOL
 

Lynx

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I saw a movie once where the girl purposely messed something up under the hood to get the guy to fix it for her. I should try this! :ROFL::p
Found it!

WARNING: Cheesy 80's movie. Like, really cheesy.

 
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SimpleSheep

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Found it!

WARNING: Cheesy 80's movie. Like, really cheesy.

I haven't seen that film. I was talking about a movie called "The Best of Me." It's a romance movie.
 

Lynx

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That is not all that bad singing to yourself. I have found all women are the same. Which by that I mean when I serenade a gal they all react the same. They have all ran for the hills and suddenly I am single cause my girlfriend has beat feet........LOL

So if I ever get remarried and she request I sing to her at our wedding, I am of course gonna say yes dear, cause I am domesticated. However, I am gonna fake laryngitis the day of wedding and act all disappointed I am not able to sing......LOL
Sing when she mentions it. Then she will say "Never mind! Forget it!" and you won't have to lie. ;)
 

Lanolin

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That is not all that bad singing to yourself. I have found all women are the same. Which by that I mean when I serenade a gal they all react the same. They have all ran for the hills and suddenly I am single cause my girlfriend has beat feet........LOL

So if I ever get remarried and she request I sing to her at our wedding, I am of course gonna say yes dear, cause I am domesticated. However, I am gonna fake laryngitis the day of wedding and act all disappointed I am not able to sing......LOL
why not just do a lip sync tik tok video
 

Lanolin

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at the bookshop, there was a gift section
some of the gifts were obviously for married couples to give to each other cos they didnt know what else to buy

So I would look at these week after week that never sold on the shelf like...

His and her money box..the her part was a lot bigger than the his
A 'Yes Dear' button that when you pushed it, said 'yes dear' or 'you are always right' and other stuff wives wanted their husbands to say
Cards that said 'to my wonderful wife' 'to my handsome husband'
socks
'man cave' signs
'man flu' coffee cups
picture frames
mens manicure sets with nose hair tweezers
beeswax food wrappers
really tiny books with affirmations inside

everyone ignored these gifts and most people went straight for the tarot cards which sat on the shelf next to them. I dont know if it was wives wanting to put a spell on their hsubands or what, or just there was a huge witch population in my area.
 

RodB651

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Signs you are single?..

We are here, hanging out on a Christian singles message board. Though some have tried, it's not a dating site. That's not to say that couldn't happen...

Don't let covid, or inflation, war in Ukraine, supply chain issues, or any political crisis keep you from finding your significant other! ;):unsure:

until that happens, you are amongst friends here!
 

seoulsearch

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Signs you are single?..

We are here, hanging out on a Christian singles message board. Though some have tried, it's not a dating site. That's not to say that couldn't happen...

Don't let covid, or inflation, war in Ukraine, supply chain issues, or any political crisis keep you from finding your significant other! ;):unsure:

until that happens, you are amongst friends here!
And taxes...

Can't forget about dem taxes - right, Mr. Rod? 🤑🤨😁
 

Lanolin

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yea

Im like...is this the perfect gift?! Or is it only what wives give to their husbands as some kind of in-couple joke.

Im sure a man can just drink out of a normal, plain coffee cup, and not have to announce hes sick to the world, because you can just tell by looking at him.


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