That sounds nice, but I'm just not sure that I could ever find anyone that's suitable
It's a really long and sad story so I hope you've got time to lend an ear and maybe some advice.
Well, here it goes:
I used to have a boyfriend
But I guess he just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved men
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find another
But I guess they're just all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
'Cause I treasure my own company
Some folks say that I'm "egotistical"
Heck, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans (hahahaha)
Oh... Lord, it's so hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be one heck of a woman
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can
Yee-haw!
LOL