If Dishes Were Fishes

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Oblio

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If dishes were fishes
They'd all swim away
Then I'd go and catch them
The very next day
I'd have them for supper
And then I would say
If fishes were dishes
They'd all swim away! - Truman
 
shittim

shittim

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I like your avatar Oblio, did you get that from a dream or vision?
 
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Oblio

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shittim said:
I like your avatar Oblio, did you get that from a dream or vision?
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Neither. It was inspired by the morons that want to go to war with Russia. It's my way of saying, "Think!"
 
JStates

JStates

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"A higher plane," hehe
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Oblio said:
Neither. It was inspired by the morons that want to go to war with Russia. It's my way of saying, "Think!"
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Yes, I prefer the powers that be blow up their nukes on uninhabited islands or shoot them at the firmament dome instead of troubling the huddled masses with them.
 
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Godsgirl83

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Oblio said:
If dishes were fishes
They'd all swim away
Then I'd go and catch them
The very next day
I'd have them for supper
And then I would say
If fishes were dishes
They'd all swim away! - Truman
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watch out Dr. Suess!
Here's your competition.
 
Magenta

Magenta

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If dishes were fishes they'd lick the plates clean
Needing no water in basins to rinse as routine
To get rid of traces of gravy and poutine

Not that I'm a lover of such French fried spuds
But I needed a rhyme or this poem'd be a dud.

:giggle:

And dishes are doozies, the doing, the mess
I really detest them, yes, this I confess.
 
Magenta

Magenta

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Much rather I'd have fishes swimming in my sink
To ponder and gaze on and help myself think
Of the mysteries profound and the awe life us brinks
Instead of dishes piled up and causing a stink.

:LOL:
 
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Oblio

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You're all poets...I still don't know its! Lol
 
Magenta

Magenta

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To go swimming with fishes - of mammalian species
Is dreamed of by many and this ain't no deliracy!
Nor drummed up by those in the making of seapracies
To lay bare the horror of fishy atrocities

Oh, no, so I'm told these dear fishies do bear
All manner of discomfit empowered to snare
Their flesh although scaly and meat bony within
There still are those, yes, who with fish long to swim.
 
Magenta

Magenta

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And just think of it, fam, if dishes were fishes
The delicacies beyond even outlandish wishes
Would be served up daily alongside spud knishes
Though caviar and sushi they'd sure hope were bishes
 
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Oblio

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Now you're making words up! Lol
So, I was wondering...can I call you fish lips? :p
 
Magenta

Magenta

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No, they are all words 'cept my spelling error:

seapracies should have been seaspiracies :D

A bish is a mistake ;)

And I made one :giggle:
 
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Oblio

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Yeah, I suspected they were words...I think you're more artsy-fartsy than I am. Lol
 
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Oblio

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I want to make sure...I don't think lizard lips talks to me anymore. I don't think she quite got my sense of humor! That might be a plus! Lol
 
Magenta

Magenta

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Well, I dunno who lizard lips is :unsure::giggle: As to calling me fish lips? Um. Well, it brings to mind that at some point
I want to design a jumbled discombobulated figure or face... I could use a good pair of fish lips then LOL
 
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Oblio

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I think it was Magnolias. I could be wrong. I checked and there is no member named that.
 
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