Banning Shittim because while out in the woods plucking grubs, eating grass, complaining and being a general nuisance, some timber-wolves heard his caterwauling and chased him up a tree. Only issue was, Shittim happened to pick the same tree that Ruby, Gladys and Scott Morris had chosen to discuss Ruby's outstanding tax issues... And with all Gladys' eating of Ruby's vegan donuts, the branch could not support all their weights for much longer.....
(I think Tourist was nearby, hiding in the bushes and taking photographs). GG was probably flying by in one of her fancy, shmancy, luxury balloons...