can you guys post something funny please?
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I have 3 dogs who love to chase squirrels in the back yard. Everyday I sit & watch them laughing because the squirrels usually win. My terrier was in behind a squirrel one day, right on that little one. Running across the yard & Trixie my terrier was gaining. The squirrel stops real quick. Trixie didn't see it until she had ran over the squirrel. The squirrel ran up the nearest tree. It may not seem funny, but I do get a lot of laughs watching the 3 of them run after the little critters. God Bless Ya'll.
Dashing out of my house, I realised I had no more than five minutes to get to my office. In a panick, I grab my bag to reach out for my ringing phone. It was my sister ranting about this and the other. I must get out, I'm thinking.... I am not concentrating, and as I get to the gate, I realise, I have forgotten something, my fone! I start to run back and this time frustration has set in, my tone can tell. back home I am fumbling through things to find my fone. I'm saying to my sister... I'm so late and, now I can't even find my fone....Then she goes...BUT WHOSE SET ARE YOU USING????? Jesus said..."Peace I leave with you..."
May your partner find peace!
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Godsgirl83
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my son (8) spent most his day yesterday reading through his beginners picture Bible 
Last night he was (trying to )singing "Mary, did you know"
though he had most the words wrong, and his older sister (12) was trying to correct him, while questioning why he was singing a "Christmas song"
her: why are you even singing that? It's not even Christmas yet.
him: I read in my Bible today the story of Jesus and now it's in my head.
her: which one?
him: the story of Jesus.
her: which one?
him: the story about Jesus.
her: BUT WHICH ONE!!!??
I had to step in: I think he means when Mary learned she was going to have Jesus, and when Jesus was born.
him: Yeah, that one!
Last night he was (trying to )singing "Mary, did you know"
though he had most the words wrong, and his older sister (12) was trying to correct him, while questioning why he was singing a "Christmas song"
her: why are you even singing that? It's not even Christmas yet.
him: I read in my Bible today the story of Jesus and now it's in my head.
her: which one?
him: the story of Jesus.
her: which one?
him: the story about Jesus.
her: BUT WHICH ONE!!!??
I had to step in: I think he means when Mary learned she was going to have Jesus, and when Jesus was born.
him: Yeah, that one!
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Godsgirl83
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okay, I usually try to stay away from political stuff, but saw this one this morning and LITERALLY actually
all over my laptop.
I wiped off the screen but still see little dried splatters that were missed from lol-ing @ this:
I wiped off the screen but still see little dried splatters that were missed from lol-ing @ this:
I generally try to stay away from "preaching" serious thoughts on threads intended for humor, but this really deserves to be a food-for-thought moment...
For anyone who [truly] thought this was funny - and, to the degree that you thought it was funny:
~ If it was the mom on fire, would it be just as funny?
No?
~ If it was the girl on fire, would it be just as funny?
No?
This illustrates something very vividly about the mentality of people today.
We have been conditioned at a "deeper more subtle level" to accept the belittling of masculinity and fatherhood.
When you stop to think about the fact that God is the epitome of everything that is good about masculinity and fatherhood, you should then realize why Satan wants to "trash" them.
It is not my intent to villify the one who posted it; rather, just to point out that there really are "dark forces" at work trying to make us stumble.
"Be aware..."
Ask God to help you to be able to recognize these types of things that are very real and working to subvert our good conscience.
I understand what you are saying for we might look at it as a harmless joke but it is not.
But it sure was not to be against men.
I know...
I am quite sure you only meant it to be funny.
And, I certainly don't mean to be a "kill-joy" - I was just giving a reminder for us all to be careful concerning the reality of the "slippery-slope" and the things it can "slip" into our lives if/when we are off-guard.
A soft non-abrasive cloth and some alcohol (not the drinking kind - haha) should clean that up nicely without doing any damage to the screen.
