Australia is finished

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Gideon300

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Report courtesy of ABC news Australia: sarcasm mine.

Some nasty person has been taking photos of army personnel and mocking them on social media. This has led some of the plus size soldiers to suffer mental healthy issues. Defence has been trying to force the fast shaming account to be closed.

God help us. If our soldiers are that woke and sensitive, we have no hope of defending this nation. China will just have to mock our service personnel and they will surrender without a shot being fired. We may as well just ask China to take over now. Send in the nannies first, Chairman Xi.

Australia is investing heavily in long range weapons. Our only hope is that China decides that we are not worth the bother of invading. Alternatively, they could buy what they do not already own. "We will sell them our beaches, sell them the landing grounds, they can have the fields and streets. We don't have a whole lot of hills, but they can have those too. We've already surrendered." (Apologies to Sir Winston Churchill).

This is the nation that put many others to shame by the fighting spirit in two world wars. Australia fought well in Korea and Vietnam. Now? "Aussie, you are too fat to fight" would send our troops into a retreat. If China's PLA is not ROFL it is because no one has translated this report yet.
 
ZNP

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Gideon300 said:
God help us. If our soldiers are that woke and sensitive, we have no hope of defending this nation. China will just have to mock our service personnel and they will surrender without a shot being fired.
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This could get ugly and China could go nuclear, I think we need Nuremberg laws passed now that prohibit name calling, and cartoon caricatures of fat Western soldiers depicted as pigs. Thanks for bringing this to our attention.
 
Lanolin

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meh

aussies are always making fun of people, thats why they are such great comedians. They cant handle someone else making fun of them? They make fun of themselves, so pot calling kettle black.
 
ZNP

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Great idea for a movie, you have a big suomo wrestler attack an Aussie on a NY Subway -- his girlfriend says to watch out there is a big fat Asian going to attack. Then he says that is not a fat warrior, this is a fat warrior and you see some fat Australian soldiers with bellies hanging out over their belts sitting with him on the Subway.
 
Gardenias

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Gideon300 said:
Report courtesy of ABC news Australia: sarcasm mine.

Some nasty person has been taking photos of army personnel and mocking them on social media. This has led some of the plus size soldiers to suffer mental healthy issues. Defence has been trying to force the fast shaming account to be closed.

God help us. If our soldiers are that woke and sensitive, we have no hope of defending this nation. China will just have to mock our service personnel and they will surrender without a shot being fired. We may as well just ask China to take over now. Send in the nannies first, Chairman Xi.

Australia is investing heavily in long range weapons. Our only hope is that China decides that we are not worth the bother of invading. Alternatively, they could buy what they do not already own. "We will sell them our beaches, sell them the landing grounds, they can have the fields and streets. We don't have a whole lot of hills, but they can have those too. We've already surrendered." (Apologies to Sir Winston Churchill).

This is the nation that put many others to shame by the fighting spirit in two world wars. Australia fought well in Korea and Vietnam. Now? "Aussie, you are too fat to fight" would send our troops into a retreat. If China's PLA is not ROFL it is because no one has translated this report yet.
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Somebody needs some sensitivity classes.......lol

This is toooooo funny....thanks!
 
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