Why I can't get elected to office jokes

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I_am_Canadian

I_am_Canadian

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Based on a conversation from the conspiracy theory group.

I'll never get elected to office, because I am too honest.
I'll never get elected to office, because I am too intellegent.
I'll never get elected to office, because my IQ is too high.
I'll never get elected to office, because I believe in telling the truth
I'll never get elected to office, because politics is really just welfare for rich people.
I'll never get elected to office, because I believe in morality and ethics.
I'll never get elected to office, because my standards of morals and ethics are too high.

Enjoy :)
 
Magenta

Magenta

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You'll never get elected to office, because you simply will not run :D
 
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lawrence101

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You cant get elected to office because the voted system as been hijacked by your rival .
 
Mii

Mii

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You can't get elected to office because you focus nationally and not locally.


Like winning the powerball vs a scratchoff. Might as well not even play if you only win $5 right? ;)
 
AaronHargreaves

AaronHargreaves

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I_am_Canadian said:
Based on a conversation from the conspiracy theory group.

I'll never get elected to office, because I am too honest.
I'll never get elected to office, because I am too intellegent.
I'll never get elected to office, because my IQ is too high.
I'll never get elected to office, because I believe in telling the truth
I'll never get elected to office, because politics is really just welfare for rich people.
I'll never get elected to office, because I believe in morality and ethics.
I'll never get elected to office, because my standards of morals and ethics are too high.

Enjoy :)
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