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Whilst out walking yesterday I saw this long boat on the river, with the hatch open, UMM i thought, it was very quiet, being inquisitive i looked into the boat, and wondered how come the door was open. So i shouted HELLO, no answer, So i shouted HELLO AGAIN still no answer,,
So i was just about to get into the boat when all of a sudden i heard a loud shout which was DONT COME IN HERE, IM ON THE SHITER (toilet) and the fumes are bad. i shouted OK SORRY OK.
So i stepped off the boat and then half a minute later this old guy of about 70 with a big long white beard came out who was now rather grumpy. He looked at me sternly. I said sorry sir I was a bit worried. He noticed I could smell the fumes coming out of the boat which were not too pleasant.
He said well i did warn you,, I said this is one of those days when i shouldn't have packed in smoking.. He laughed at that Anyhow we got talking about the life of living on a long narrow boat, He then told me packing in smoking is just like packing in picking your nose. I said oh right, then he said I just smoke what I want when i want and smoking doesn't control me,, and then he said as long as i die with a pipe smoking golden Virginia tobacco i will be happy. well ok i said, and that was it i said well nice talking to you. As i walked away i thought if smoking doesn't control him what's he doing still smoking it then, i thought we Should die saying our prayers to Jesus.
Whilst out walking yesterday I saw this long boat on the river, with the hatch open, UMM i thought, it was very quiet, being inquisitive i looked into the boat, and wondered how come the door was open. So i shouted HELLO, no answer, So i shouted HELLO AGAIN still no answer,,
So i was just about to get into the boat when all of a sudden i heard a loud shout which was DONT COME IN HERE, IM ON THE SHITER (toilet) and the fumes are bad. i shouted OK SORRY OK.
So i stepped off the boat and then half a minute later this old guy of about 70 with a big long white beard came out who was now rather grumpy. He looked at me sternly. I said sorry sir I was a bit worried. He noticed I could smell the fumes coming out of the boat which were not too pleasant.
He said well i did warn you,, I said this is one of those days when i shouldn't have packed in smoking.. He laughed at that Anyhow we got talking about the life of living on a long narrow boat, He then told me packing in smoking is just like packing in picking your nose. I said oh right, then he said I just smoke what I want when i want and smoking doesn't control me,, and then he said as long as i die with a pipe smoking golden Virginia tobacco i will be happy. well ok i said, and that was it i said well nice talking to you. As i walked away i thought if smoking doesn't control him what's he doing still smoking it then, i thought we Should die saying our prayers to Jesus.
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