I was in my first or second year working in the hardware dept at walmart when this happened(now approaching 22yrs and still have my sanity🤡) While straightening up one evening this elderly lady walks up to me and asks in a soft meek voice, "sir, do you have ovulating fans here?" Immediately catching on to what she meant I replied, "Yes ma'am, we have *oscillating* fans right here in this aisle" I quickly scurried a few aisles to chuckle.