Those who are alive and remain at the coming of the Lord will be transformed and they will be caught up to meet the Lord in the air. So, yes, we do not have to ever die if we are Christ's at His coming.
I agree with you that some traditional ideas about heaven, certainly the emphasis on going to heaven when you die, as opposed to the resurrection is off. But that does not mean that all the things you have been saying are true. Where does the Bible say anything about whether resurrected bodies have kidneys or whether they are electric?
I did not come here to deceive, but to share the wonderful Gospel I have received. The teachings of saul paul and the Apostles are not exactly wrong, they just were not perfect. Alot that they taught has given the chruch the wrong mindset. And it was the same Moses. Because of Moses teachings, women were treated like second class citizens, they had to isolate when they bled and so on. Things that GOD did not command.
So you do not really believe the Bible then.
Leviticus 15:1 starts out as,
And the Lord spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying,
The formula you use seems to be to reject parts of the Bible you do not like, or else allegoricalize their meaning away, then create new meanings with some very heavy allegory to interpret it to say what you believe.