Aaaah, ok, kinda weird situation sooo bare with me.
So, I was approached by a squirrel the other day. He was chattering away, in a very urgent way. Well, of course, I had no idea what he was going on about. So, then I had an idea. I pulled out my phone and videoed him, as it sounded like he was repeating himself over and over again and, might I add, seemed to be loosing his patients (like I have mentioned before, squirrels are nuts). After I recorded him, he seemed to feel like his job was done and ran off, up a power pole, across the wire and into a tree and vanished!
Perplexed, i wonder about the whole encounter. Then it hit me, i know this local guy, we call "The Squirrel Whisler". He is a little nuts to, but seems to work for him, as he would surely know what the little fuzzy tailed guy was trying to tell me
I arrived at his door, explained what had transpired and he agreed to help me out. I played the video for him. He looked at it, stroking his beard (which eriely enough seemed to resemble a squirrels tail, most strange) and nodding as it seemed to make sense to him. It appears, it was a through the grape vine message for you and your family (I know right, there was no one closer to you squirrel wise that could have given the message to you, perhaps they heard of our Squirrel Whisper...but I digress...). The messages is as follows:
"We are glad to continue having you on our property. We are however raising your rent from free, to 5 pounds of peanuts a month. This will phase in over the next 6 months, so as not to put undo burden on your family. Two pounds will begin starting in April with 1 pound, two month later, 2 more pounds will be expected and the following 2 pounds two months later. Also, yep there's more, we will require you to build us a a squirrel version amusement center in the backyard. It does not have to be fancy, just fun and functional.
Signed, The Flying Five
(The Fuzzybritches Family)"
I'm glad I was chosen to help get this message to you all, I feel my life has been enriched through this for the experience.