Missed this one.
Step 1: Buy yourself a strong fishing rod. One that can take a swordfish.
Step 2: Hook the book Masculine Christianity by Zachary Garris on the other end.
Step 3: Travel to the closest Christian college campus and perch yourself on a high wall.
Step 4: If she grabs it, reel her in.
Now you do have some wiggle room here. If you don't have a local Christian college, a megachurch letting out should do. Just make sure you have enough pocket change for a trip to Golden Corral.
Masculine Christianity is probably the best option, but there are others out there. Classical philosophy from Aristotle to Seneca will net you a wise lady. How Should We Then Live by Francis Schaeffer has also had some good results.
Just avoid Joel Osteen, romance novels, self-help tripe, and White Fragility.