Love Advice with Dr. Des

[oyster67]

is that the international number ?


😆

Judging from the length of it, I'd say its probably interplanetary.

 

[Desdichado]

As long as I get the royalties.

Desdi,

Would you mind if I tried using these steps in a different thread when I have some time?

It might sink faster than the seeing stone, but we can at least try. 😁

 

[oyster67]

"You can use my fingers or the lobe of my ear, and of course I have an almost infinite expanse of arse."- Winston Churchill telling a nurse where she may draw blood.

An infinite expanse dat splits da pants

 

[seoulsearch]

As long as I get the royalties.

How about an honorable mention in the credits? 😁

Oh, and I'm going to use a pseudonym. 😬

 

[UCA4J]

Judging from the length of it, I'd say its probably interplanetary.

probably too many numbers to work.

 

[oyster67]

probably too many numbers to work.

Yaneverknow. Wish upon a star and give it a shot.

 

[Desdichado]

I encourage him to give it a shot.

Yaneverknow. Wish upon a star and give it a shot.

 

[UCA4J]

I encourage him to give it a shot.

ok, I will. 😆

 

[UCA4J]

ok, I will. 😆

it's dis..... connected ...
🙄

😆

 

[oyster67]

I encourage him to give it a shot.

It will probably launch some North Korean ICBM.

 

[oyster67]

it's dis..... connected ...
🙄

😆

Thank goodness.

 

[UCA4J]

Thank goodness.

I was expecting the international dial code, and someone to answer.


But not to be.

 

[oyster67]

Good night, Johnboy

 

[Magenta]

Good night, Johnboy

Good night, Amelia

 

[Eph519]

I'll also take questions.

How does one find a lovely lady who loves God? A real proverbs 31 woman.

 

[Godsgirl83]

Step 1: Be hot.

Does taking a selfie on a 102F summer day count?

 

[Godsgirl83]

oh geesh oysty!
my sides are hurting I SO HARD UNTIL I

 

[UCA4J]

Does taking a selfie on a 102F summer day count?

that's 38 degrees Celsius.
And rather warm as well.

 

[Eph519]

Would you settle for a couple of goldfish?

Unfortunately, the Wampa refused them as an offering.

That would be great! I raise goldfish, until they get too big for my tank. Wampas, can’t live with them, can’t bribe them with aquatic life.

 

[Ruby123]

Dear Dr Des,

This is a true story. I know a couple who just met exactly a month ago and have decided to get engaged. Am I the only one who thinks this is crazy? Apparently they feel that it was divinely orchestrated. The way they met, the astounding number of things they have in common, the number of boxes each tick, the comfortableness they feel with each other, the way they fit into each others family etc etc. Is this a recipe for disaster or could it work? It is his second marriage and her first.