Love Advice with Dr. Des
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This only works IF and ONLY IF you told him you were in love with him after the 1ST DATE 
Like this...
“My name is Brother... Brother McFly... and you are my density”
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Dear Dr. Des,
I'm not looking for a girl, but rather, a certain gentleman (who owes me $50 bucks.)
Normally, I wouldn't go through all the trouble, but it's that time of the year, and unfortunately, my mustache isn't just going to wax itself (besides, what woman WOULDN'T choose to have her mustache waxed by a professional when given the choice!)
I believe I've found the seeing stone (who knew it would be at the bottom of my roommate's fish tank), but have found that it's actually guarded by a Wampa (the Star Wars version of the abominable snowman) instead of an evil wizard.
What should I do?
(Please don't go all Rise of Skywalker on me and tell me I need to find an endless chain of other McGuffins, such as a lightsaber to kill the Wamba, in order to find the first McGuffin - the seeing stone - that you're already telling us to look for.) I'm not diving into my roommate's fish tank more than once.
Besides, I can only fit so many useless plot devices into one story (which is why I've never gotten a job as a Hollywood writer.)
Sincerely,
You Told Me It Would Be a Wizard!!!
And, It's. Not. a. Wizard.
I'm not looking for a girl, but rather, a certain gentleman (who owes me $50 bucks.)
Normally, I wouldn't go through all the trouble, but it's that time of the year, and unfortunately, my mustache isn't just going to wax itself (besides, what woman WOULDN'T choose to have her mustache waxed by a professional when given the choice!)
I believe I've found the seeing stone (who knew it would be at the bottom of my roommate's fish tank), but have found that it's actually guarded by a Wampa (the Star Wars version of the abominable snowman) instead of an evil wizard.
What should I do?
(Please don't go all Rise of Skywalker on me and tell me I need to find an endless chain of other McGuffins, such as a lightsaber to kill the Wamba, in order to find the first McGuffin - the seeing stone - that you're already telling us to look for.) I'm not diving into my roommate's fish tank more than once.
Besides, I can only fit so many useless plot devices into one story (which is why I've never gotten a job as a Hollywood writer.)
Sincerely,
You Told Me It Would Be a Wizard!!!
And, It's. Not. a. Wizard.
As you are not a space wizard, this is not recommended for you. Your best bet is probably to negotiate.
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This only works IF and ONLY IF you told him you were in love with him after the 1ST DATE
No, you got it all wrong.
You tell the man you love him on your first date.
Ladies, follow my lead.
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Singles, Non-Singles,
Are you feel'n lonely?
Are you have'n trouble with your significant other?
Are you so attractive that you just can't find a way to keep the ladies off your case? (I'm projecting here, of course)
Look no further than this thread where Dr. Des will be serving up some consistent spoon-fulls of wisdom.
DISCLAIMER: This thread is for comedic purposes only. Do not try this stuff at home unless you want to deal with a psychiatrist or law enforcement.
Are you feel'n lonely?
Are you have'n trouble with your significant other?
Are you so attractive that you just can't find a way to keep the ladies off your case? (I'm projecting here, of course)
Look no further than this thread where Dr. Des will be serving up some consistent spoon-fulls of wisdom.
DISCLAIMER: This thread is for comedic purposes only. Do not try this stuff at home unless you want to deal with a psychiatrist or law enforcement.
