Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

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BrotherMike

BrotherMike

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shineyourlight said:
Maybe? I'm not entirely sure. There were rumors about their theology being whacked. So, I did my own research on their website and it was. It's fine if others listen to it - I just feel uneasy in my spirit.

Their songs got me through some of the darkest seasons!
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Me too... a few years ago their worship and Pastor Furticks preaching at that really helped me re focus on choices, seeking Gods voice instead of my own, and had a lot of motivating sermons with scripture to back it up.
 
BrotherMike

BrotherMike

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shineyourlight said:
OH. MY. LANTAAAAA......This is BRILLIANT.

But, this song has been out for a while :)

I need more of this in my life.
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Yes, it has been out for a little while. It was sung at church about a couple months ago and loved it. Praise and worship is my fav way to connect to God. It was officially released today but fans of red rocks worship know better lol
 
BrotherMike

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shineyourlight said:
OH. MY. LANTAAAAA......This is BRILLIANT.

But, this song has been out for a while :)

I need more of this in my life.
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It’s also a wonderful experience when these songs are sang with souls around you praising Him. Praise God Colorado has reclassified houses of worship as critical services, so we have been slowly getting back to church.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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UCA4J said:
what's that story of someone being in a forest, says something, but is there anyone else to hear it ?
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I believe that is "If a man is standing in the middle of the forest and he makes a statement, but there is no woman present to correct him, is he still wrong?"
 
Lynx

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Lanolin said:
I am very surprised that nobody has given a full proof recipe yet we've had 18 pages of posts on this thread.
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This is as foolproof as I can get. It's dead easy to make and everybody loves them. (It's the oat flour that gives them the texture everybody likes.)

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

2 cups butter
2 cups sugar
2 cups brown sugar
4 eggs
2 tsp vanilla
4 cups self-rising flour
5 cups oat flour
48 oz chocolate chips
10 oz chocolate bar, grated

Melt butter. Mix up ingredients in order from the top of this list down. When you get to the oat flour, just put some oats in a blender. Put dough on greased cookie sheet in tablespoons. Bake at 350 degrees for 8-10 minutes. Have someone hide cookies so you won't eat too many. :p
 
Lynx

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Well somebody was bound to say it. I just beat them to it.

Personally I think the best way to deal with matchmakers has something to do with proper use of a flamethrower. Please be certain I was joking.
 
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Baking cookies. And I'm a terrible cook.
I could probably cook them better with a flamethrower instead of an oven.
No joke.
 
Lanolin

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ok Im no Nigella Lawson

But will let you in on secret
If you dont want to buy your cookies ready made but cant face creaming butter and sugar, sifting flour, dropping in vanilla and adding chocolate chips then putting them on a tray in a hot oven for 12 minutes

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guess what you can buy premixed cookie dough! Look in the freezer section maybe you can find some. All you need to do is then follow the instructions on the packet, heat and eat.

Anybody can do this and you dont need to be married.
 
UCA4J

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Lanolin said:
ok Im no Nigella Lawson

But will let you in on secret
If you dont want to buy your cookies ready made but cant face creaming butter and sugar, sifting flour, dropping in vanilla and adding chocolate chips then putting them on a tray in a hot oven for 12 minutes

....

guess what you can buy premixed cookie dough! Look in the freezer section maybe you can find some. All you need to do is then follow the instructions on the packet, heat and eat.

Anybody can do this and you dont need to be married.
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you're not Nigella?
And I thought you were.
Darn !
 
Lynx

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That premixed cookie dough makes some very prefab tasting cookies. Not even as good as Walmart's "bakery" cookies that are shipped in frozen and thawed out to sell.
 
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