Pun WAR!

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Lynx

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#42
Spock and felines would all raise an eyebrow at that one. =^.^=
 

mailmandan

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#43
It turns out that Mr Spock has 3 ears. A right ear a left ear and the final front ear.
 

up

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#44
it goes on for ears annnd ears 🙂
 

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#45
ALRIGHT, PEOPLE - So, new rules:
For someone who is going to post a pun, the person below you is going to respond with another pun which is related to the pun above them.

For example)
  • PERSON 1: I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
  • PERSON 2: (person can make a pun about stairs, or something else related to the sentence!)
Here is the NEW sentence:
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, let that mango.
oh i did it wrong then lol... question is was it on purpose 😝
 

soberxp

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#51
what's that mean The tooth pics?:unsure:
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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#53
Pictures of teeth - tooth pics. Apparently those pics were snapped while the teeth were on vacation.
 

posthuman

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#54
Pictures of teeth - tooth pics. Apparently those pics were snapped while the teeth were on vacation.
that sounds awful!
how do you pick an emergency dentist while on vacation?
 

true_believer

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#58
I feel really upside today.
Today my nose smells....and my feet are running.
 

shineyourlight

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#59
I feel really upside today.
Today my nose smells....and my feet are running.
If your day is upside down, wouldn't it mean that your nose runs and your feet smells? ;)

But, in all seriousness - I hope today gets better!
 

true_believer

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#60
If your day is upside down, wouldn't it mean that your nose runs and your feet smells? ;)

But, in all seriousness - I hope today gets better!
It's a joke my Grade 3 teacher told me that's soooo corny, I could never forget it.