Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

[JustEli]

conjecture! Your honor!

 

[up]

we all are just that Blessed And Cool...
also, don't hate us, coz you ain't us

 

[JustEli]

I refer to evidence A. Seouls link. As aforementioned must be investigated to the fullist.

 

[jennymae]

conjecture! Your honor!

I’m holding in my hand an affidavit stating otherwise.

 

[tourist]

I also meant to add,

Will Tourist be able to keep us all in line???!!!

This could be a full-time job.

I might have to work overtime.

 

[jennymae]

I refer to evidence A. Seouls link. As aforementioned must be investigated to the fullist.

Illegally obtained evidence. I’m tossing your case out of court.

 

[jennymae]

I might have to work overtime.

Graveyard shift?

 

[tourist]

I guess finding a wife is harder
Although both wives and baked goods need lots of love and attention.
Now I really want a chocolate chip cookie!

This has been my experience too. Both wives and baked goods are sweet too. Now, I'm in the mood for a cookie.

 

[tourist]

Graveyard shift?

Gonna have to pull an all-nighter.

 

[JustEli]

I request a recess, till the 4th day from the thursday before last.

 

[JustEli]

UH........ i meant last thursday?

 

[jennymae]

I request a recess, till the 4th day from the thursday before last.

I’m so sorry, but the jury has already reached a verdict.

 

[JustEli]

This evisceration of justice, will not be tolerated. I will, appeal.

 

[UCA4J]

Not so much finding, but waiting for her.

 

[Lanolin]

um

what was the question? dont people buy cookies from the supermarket or bakery if they cant bake them themselves?
what has wives got to do with anything?

Seoul you have me stumped.

Or Ive been watching too much willie wonka and the chocolate factory (all labour done by oompa loompas)

 

[Lynx]

Eli is like a box of chocolates.

You never quite know what you're going to get.

Yup, like a box of chocolates... mostly sweet, but a little nutty in places.

 

[UCA4J]

Yup, like a box of chocolates... mostly sweet, but a little nutty in places.

Life is like a box of Chocolates; "run Forrest, run"

 

[jennymae]

This evisceration of justice, will not be tolerated. I will, appeal.

The appeal court has in a swift, yet devastating manner, denied your appeal.

The appeal court suggests that the sentence is carried out immediately.

You’re sentenced to buy girl pants at your nearest thrift store.

 

[Belka]

"Sure, I could learn how to bake,

BUT,

it would be A LOT easier to just marry someone who bakes instead."

Orrrr move in with a friend who can bake. Haha.

:b

 

[Salvajito]

Um here we go .. I could learn how to bake but I already know how to bake!?!! Ugh what did I do wrong there