So I bought these pants .............................................

[Susanna]

It sounds like you like these girly pants a little too much but I can't talk I like my man socks. In fact I went the other day to buy some more but they were out of my size. Then I found myself looking at their shorts (only because I liked the material design on them). I really don't know what's happening to me

Oh just great, @Ruby123 , now I’ll have to look for manly outfits the next time I’m shopping.

 

[Susanna]

Girl pants update 10/19/2020 :

Patched em up some. Unfortunately, the tear on my back left hindquarter, couoldnt survive riding a 4-wheeler in the woods.
Today, just today, I went to put my wallet in said pants, and it fell down my pantleg.

Isn’t it high time you get a purse ? Wallets are more of a masculine thing.

 

[Ruby123]

Oh just great, @Ruby123 , now I’ll have to look for manly outfits the next time I’m shopping.

Nothing wrong with manly outfits Susanna, they just need a bit of shape to them.

 

[Magenta]

Isn’t it high time you get a purse ? Wallets are more of a masculine thing .

Here is a nice man purse for Eli

 

[Lynx]

It's not a purse. It's a European messenger bag! (It was a gift...)

 

[seoulsearch]

nawww, plenty o life left................ haha

Jiminy Crickets.

Please - no, no, and no.

Ladies and gentlemen... I think Eli is contemplating turning his girl pants...

Into Daisy Dukes.
(Chopping the legs off and wearing them as short shorts.)

There are crimes of fashion.

I'm pretty sure this would be a felony.

 

[JustEli]

Jiminy Crickets.

Please - no, no, and no.

Ladies and gentlemen... I think Eli is contemplating turning his girl pants...

Into Daisy Dukes.
(Chopping the legs off and wearing them as short shorts.)

There are crimes of fashion.

I'm pretty sure this would be a felony.

Maybe I can land a netflix series.

 

[Magenta]

Maybe I can land a netflix series.

I'll have to renew my subscription

"The Adventures of Eli, A Formerly Shy Guy"

Or maybe, "The Misadventures of Eli, A Formerly Shy Guy"

 

[Ruby123]

Jiminy Crickets.

Please - no, no, and no.

Ladies and gentlemen... I think Eli is contemplating turning his girl pants...

Into Daisy Dukes.
(Chopping the legs off and wearing them as short shorts.)

There are crimes of fashion.

I'm pretty sure this would be a felony.

We may need to pray for him lol

 

[Magenta]

We may need to pray for him lol

Dear Lord, please do not allow Eli to Daisy Duke his girly pants

 

[seoulsearch]

Maybe I can land a netflix series.

I'm telling you man, if you even think about trying to slide across the General Lee in a pair of Daisy Dukes...

I may just have to get a subscription.

Sigh.

Y'all can see how exciting MY life is...

I've been reduced to wanting to watch a show about Eli and his girly hot pants.

I think I need healing. Not to mention a change of channels.

 

[tourist]

They sound like they are on "their last legs".

He can cut the ends off and turn them into short girly type pants.

 

[tourist]

I think I need healing.

I will pray for this for both of us.

 

[seoulsearch]

Dear Lord, please do not allow Eli to Daisy Duke his girly pants

Please hide all his scissors.

And please don't let him rip them with just his teeth, which I could see him doing.

 

[JustEli]

hahahahahahahhahahhahaaa and hahahahahhaahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Magenta]

hahahahahahahhahahhahaaa and hahahahahhaahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for being such a good sport

 

[seoulsearch]

Thanks for being such a good sport

Magenta is such a sweetheart.

She's all like, "Thanks for being such a good sport, Eli."

Me?

I'm thinking, "Thanks for totally asking for it and setting yourself up, Eli. It's only Tuesday, it's already been a long week, and I needed a laugh."

Hopefully you (and everyone else) did too.

 

[Lanolin]

You could turn them into capris!
I havent yet seen a man wearing capris.

Which is weird cos they could instead of wearing that horrible lycra when they go bike riding.

 

[IToreTheSky]

You may like these. Girls cargo pants, but looks like a guy modelling it.

Ummm... I have Black & Olive Green pairs hust like those. Im pretty sure they're mens. Omg i wonder if ive been cross dressing all this time and didn't know it???!!!

 

[GaryA]

It sounds like you like these girly pants a little too much ...

Nah - he's just having way-too-much-fun with this thread; and, he knows that - when the girl pants are no more - he will amuse us "only so much" with his collection of home selfie girl pants videos...