You are indeed a "broken record" stuck on how Righteous you think you are. And I completely understand by all definitions to what Paul has claimed, the outcome should conclude to Believers being sinless. But even if you are truly saved, you are still human. Your Reasoning is as sound as a student who just learned Elementary Mathematics and claim they understand finite Quantum Physics, which consists of a correlation of Calculus, some formations of Trigonometry, and basic Geometry.
If you have offended a single person after being Saved, You have sinned grievously!
If you have had sexual thoughts about any woman after being saved, You have Fornicated!
If you have ever claimed You have not sinned since being Saved, YOU LIED!
You need to get a grip on Reality because Reality has no awareness within You!