Hey bud, the hardware store around here had a queue of people! I've done more than my share of maintenance in this home heheDear Sir:
Please run, don't walk, run to the nearest Hardware Store and TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD!
So who's turn to make the coffee, any volunteers??
I meant to ask. Have you ever been on a safari tour to see the wild animals in SA. There was a show on TV about this in SA and it looked spectacular.