In a Zombie Apocalypse, Who Would You Want Fighting on YOUR Team?
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OK lets define these zombies. Are we talking slow and shuffling undead or teenagers before noon? Also in the 80s there were a bunch of movies with zombies that were faster and tougher than the New Zealand All Blacks rugby team. Were they infected humans that went zombie or raised from the dead? I'm figuring if they were raised then we can pray them back down. If they were infected we are going to need a lot of hand sanitizer. I vote for the shufflers. With shufflers you aim for the brain. With teenagers you aim for the Nintendo Switch.
As for a team I would say all of you and really hoping that some of you are slower than me (no offense). If I have to narrow it down, definitely @Susanna and @Solemateleft and @Lynx . Sole said he is a sr Operations Research Analyst for USMC so I know that he can create strategies to deal with different contingencies, defensive and organizational. His analytical skills and Marine training would trump my, "Would you like to talk about it?" technique. Susanna is our kick butt, Linda Hamilton, Terminator fighting gal. She and Sole can figure out how to save us all. I'd be more like, "Hey, look over there!" and run away. I hear that you can use that one indefinitely with zombies. They are slow learners. Lynx has the flamethrower and seems anxious to use it. I'd also want @seoulsearch because she asks the kind of questions that you have to think about. She'd be getting to know them and have them sitting cross legged, examining their motivations. Zero would be good to have as he understand cars and could get us some transportation. (Can you hotwire a car/plane/boat @zeroturbulence?). He could also sketch us to memorial our victory. Anyone else want to join in? I've got a freezer full of food and I make a mean chicken a la king stuffed crepe.
Did I mention cookies? Yes @Lynx the chipits are semi-sweet not milk chocolate.
As for a team I would say all of you and really hoping that some of you are slower than me (no offense). If I have to narrow it down, definitely @Susanna and @Solemateleft and @Lynx . Sole said he is a sr Operations Research Analyst for USMC so I know that he can create strategies to deal with different contingencies, defensive and organizational. His analytical skills and Marine training would trump my, "Would you like to talk about it?" technique. Susanna is our kick butt, Linda Hamilton, Terminator fighting gal. She and Sole can figure out how to save us all. I'd be more like, "Hey, look over there!" and run away. I hear that you can use that one indefinitely with zombies. They are slow learners. Lynx has the flamethrower and seems anxious to use it. I'd also want @seoulsearch because she asks the kind of questions that you have to think about. She'd be getting to know them and have them sitting cross legged, examining their motivations. Zero would be good to have as he understand cars and could get us some transportation. (Can you hotwire a car/plane/boat @zeroturbulence?). He could also sketch us to memorial our victory. Anyone else want to join in? I've got a freezer full of food and I make a mean chicken a la king stuffed crepe.
Did I mention cookies? Yes @Lynx the chipits are semi-sweet not milk chocolate.
I can also shoot and teach some firearms safety. I can diagnose car problems but fixing them is a whole other ball game. I was also a certified pharmacy technician and took some nursing courses and have CPR and BLS certifications.
I can cook stuff too and am OCD about cleanliness. My shortcoming is that I am easily grossed out by stuff. That's one reason why I can't be a nurse even though I wanted to be one. This is probably wayyy too much personal info for me to share. I usually don't like sharing anything because I'm a very private person.
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Some also have a serious ocd with counting things. Centuries ago they used to leave a broom on there door or marbles on the floor. There hope was the vampire would compulsively count every marble or strand and the sun would be up by the time they finished. So theres a reason The Count from Sesame Street is obsessed with numbers.
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In the spirit of this series of DIY Match Making threads and the Zar's most recent guidance...
Note: These assignment are mostly arbitrary, I tried to include everyone who agreed or quasi agreed to this idea (sorry if I missed someone). As we get closer to detailed planning for cc singles zombie match-making scenario - we'll be able to align folks future roles and responsibilities with your associated myers-briggs personality tests - as your current jobs/hobbies may or may not align with several of our future job functions...
Christian Chat Zombie Crew (CCZC) Roles & Responsibilities:
Zombie Community Coordinator Zar: @seoulsearch
Hunter-Killer Patrol Team (tasked to kill zombies): @Susanna and @JustEli
Zombie Herder Team (tasked to out-smart zombies – know their critical attraction trigger as a means to lure, herd and corral zombies – for follow-on future offensive strategies): @MegMarch and @Desdichado
Hunter/Gatherer Team (tasked to procure sustenance): @Blain and @love_comes_softly
Scavenger Team (tasked to procure materials/supplies/medicines): @Lanolin and @christian74
Security Patrol Squad (tasked to conduct recon & security patrols outside encampments and Logistic zones): @HeraldtheNews and @Mel85
Mobile Security Team (tasked to provide security for all teams out and about): @zeroturbulence and @cinder
Perimeter Security: @Lynx and @TamLynn
Listening Post/Observation Post (tasked to maintain forward eyes/ears and communications): @Kojikun and @ArtsieSteph; @Mii; @mlssufan01
Supply Chain Team: @Didymous and @LittleMermaid
Fortress/Entrepreneur Development Team: @G00WZ and @TabinRivCA
Covert Match-Maker Master Mind Team: @Heart_Melody and @BrotherMike; @Tinkerbell725; @Deade
Singles Recruiter (role is to both aggressively recruit new CCZC singles as well as newly widowed/widower candidates): @Poinsetta and @up; @Woodsrun and @melita916
CCZC Single Swingers Project & Event Planners (tasked to make swing sets along with other recreational activities and events): @Pipp and @JustEli
Baby Mill Oversight Committee (tasked to schedule & oversee controlled fornication or artificial insemination for the good of the Human Race): pending the Zar’s approval…
Wizard of Oz Sperm Bank Donors: For Looks & Charm: @JustEli; For Brains: @Dino246; For Heart/Soul: @1christian1; For Courage: @Gregoryp
Counter Diabolical Contingency Operations Planning Team: @Solemateleft; @laughingheart; @Gregoryp; @TabinRivCA; @Subhumanoidal; @seoulsearch
My Roommate/Ranger Buddy: ?? We’re going to have to set up a College Dorm-Roommate-Like portal to help people to identify compatible roommates as we’ll need to sequester ourselves in two-person teams (Ranger-Buddy) at all times. You will be assigned a roommate/Ranger buddy based upon compatibility and preferences…
CCZC Single Apostles Team (tasked to schedule, teach and enable retention of Christian knowledge is retained and practiced information campaign to Quote Scripture & Sings gospel songs): @CharliRenee; @oyster67; @love_comes_softly; @Dino246
Deputies to Watch for People who are likely to: Escalate the situation/ Shout at everyone/ Gripe and complain/ Injure their baby toe: @OneOfHis; @danja; @Hungry; @TheArtist; @faith_in_him; @DBurrage; @Rehoboth16; @JamOn; @ Whispered
Deputies to Watch for signs for People who are candidates for Padded rooms. ID all who: Licks the window, Asleep in the corner, Removes their hair weave, Kicks the nurses, Believes they are a unicorn, Fights an imaginary demon, Just sits there mumbling, Digs their nose, Cries for mommy: @Kim82; @SherryD; @KhedetOrthos; @Fly75; @christian74; @CozHElivesIcanface2morrow; @Going_Nowhere
Note: These assignment are mostly arbitrary, I tried to include everyone who agreed or quasi agreed to this idea (sorry if I missed someone). As we get closer to detailed planning for cc singles zombie match-making scenario - we'll be able to align folks future roles and responsibilities with your associated myers-briggs personality tests - as your current jobs/hobbies may or may not align with several of our future job functions...
Christian Chat Zombie Crew (CCZC) Roles & Responsibilities:
Zombie Community Coordinator Zar: @seoulsearch
Hunter-Killer Patrol Team (tasked to kill zombies): @Susanna and @JustEli
Zombie Herder Team (tasked to out-smart zombies – know their critical attraction trigger as a means to lure, herd and corral zombies – for follow-on future offensive strategies): @MegMarch and @Desdichado
Hunter/Gatherer Team (tasked to procure sustenance): @Blain and @love_comes_softly
Scavenger Team (tasked to procure materials/supplies/medicines): @Lanolin and @christian74
Security Patrol Squad (tasked to conduct recon & security patrols outside encampments and Logistic zones): @HeraldtheNews and @Mel85
Mobile Security Team (tasked to provide security for all teams out and about): @zeroturbulence and @cinder
Perimeter Security: @Lynx and @TamLynn
Listening Post/Observation Post (tasked to maintain forward eyes/ears and communications): @Kojikun and @ArtsieSteph; @Mii; @mlssufan01
Supply Chain Team: @Didymous and @LittleMermaid
Fortress/Entrepreneur Development Team: @G00WZ and @TabinRivCA
Covert Match-Maker Master Mind Team: @Heart_Melody and @BrotherMike; @Tinkerbell725; @Deade
Singles Recruiter (role is to both aggressively recruit new CCZC singles as well as newly widowed/widower candidates): @Poinsetta and @up; @Woodsrun and @melita916
CCZC Single Swingers Project & Event Planners (tasked to make swing sets along with other recreational activities and events): @Pipp and @JustEli
Baby Mill Oversight Committee (tasked to schedule & oversee controlled fornication or artificial insemination for the good of the Human Race): pending the Zar’s approval…
Wizard of Oz Sperm Bank Donors: For Looks & Charm: @JustEli; For Brains: @Dino246; For Heart/Soul: @1christian1; For Courage: @Gregoryp
Counter Diabolical Contingency Operations Planning Team: @Solemateleft; @laughingheart; @Gregoryp; @TabinRivCA; @Subhumanoidal; @seoulsearch
My Roommate/Ranger Buddy: ?? We’re going to have to set up a College Dorm-Roommate-Like portal to help people to identify compatible roommates as we’ll need to sequester ourselves in two-person teams (Ranger-Buddy) at all times. You will be assigned a roommate/Ranger buddy based upon compatibility and preferences…
CCZC Single Apostles Team (tasked to schedule, teach and enable retention of Christian knowledge is retained and practiced information campaign to Quote Scripture & Sings gospel songs): @CharliRenee; @oyster67; @love_comes_softly; @Dino246
Deputies to Watch for People who are likely to: Escalate the situation/ Shout at everyone/ Gripe and complain/ Injure their baby toe: @OneOfHis; @danja; @Hungry; @TheArtist; @faith_in_him; @DBurrage; @Rehoboth16; @JamOn; @ Whispered
Deputies to Watch for signs for People who are candidates for Padded rooms. ID all who: Licks the window, Asleep in the corner, Removes their hair weave, Kicks the nurses, Believes they are a unicorn, Fights an imaginary demon, Just sits there mumbling, Digs their nose, Cries for mommy: @Kim82; @SherryD; @KhedetOrthos; @Fly75; @christian74; @CozHElivesIcanface2morrow; @Going_Nowhere
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Good Gravy, @Solemateleft, this is one of the most in-depth, detailed, inclusive posts I've ever seen!!!
Thank you very much for playing, Sir! I would gladly give you an entire flock of emoji reactions if I could!!! Loved your categories, and titles, lol.
I have to warn you though -- under certain circumstances, I might fit under the classification of "Crying for Mommy" -- like if we run out of rations. Did you ever think you'd be using all your hard-earned tactical military knowledge... To answer a thread about zombies???!!!
Outstanding job, and I think we should easily crown you the new "Emperor of the Singles Forum."
From now on, I'll just be coasting on your coattails!
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Good Gravy, @Solemateleft, this is one of the most in-depth, detailed, inclusive posts I've ever seen!!!
Thank you very much for playing, Sir! I would gladly give you an entire flock of emoji reactions if I could!!! Loved your categories, and titles, lol.
I have to warn you though -- under certain circumstances, I might fit under the classification of "Crying for Mommy" -- like if we run out of rations. Did you ever think you'd be using all your hard-earned tactical military knowledge... To answer a thread about zombies???!!!
Outstanding job, and I think we should easily crown you the new "Emperor of the Singles Forum."
From now on, I'll just be coasting on your coattails!
Thank you very much for playing, Sir! I would gladly give you an entire flock of emoji reactions if I could!!! Loved your categories, and titles, lol.
I have to warn you though -- under certain circumstances, I might fit under the classification of "Crying for Mommy" -- like if we run out of rations. Did you ever think you'd be using all your hard-earned tactical military knowledge... To answer a thread about zombies???!!!
Outstanding job, and I think we should easily crown you the new "Emperor of the Singles Forum."
From now on, I'll just be coasting on your coattails!
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Good catch @Didymous ... I meant to include a 'Hand-to-Hand Combat & Louisville Slugger Survival Instructors' team... It would appear that @Woodsrun and I both have some experience with Martial Arts... This is an area where we would have to develop mobile training teams to both train the trainer and to train the masses in the arts of self defense...
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