I've called in "Well" before, from the parking lot of work lol. Told em I was doing to well to come in. I then went in the building of course.
I've done that before with snow. I like driving on snow, unlike most of the people here in southwest Tennessee. I have arrived at w*rk and informed the manager "I'm sorry, I won't be able to make it today. Totally snowed in, can't even get out of the driveway."
The usual response is "Oh hush and clock in Isaac!"