Never fails...... every year on Feb 14th I just so happen to be in Walmart around 11:50 p.m
I ALWAYS hear a guys phone ring with the conversation going something like:
"yeah, sorry babe.... well we're still at work but I'll be there soon.........."
Last year I was extremely mischievous and asked customer services say over the loud speakers minutes before midnight that all the Valentine items would be half off in 10 minutes. Right around the time some guy was talking to his honey while browsing what little Valentines items were left waiting for the clock to strike midnight so he could be cheap.......
it went something like this:
ring ring..... ring ring.....
"yeah hey baby".....
"well johnny got off a little later so we're on our way......."
"of course I want to spend Valentines with you! But we had a situation at work and we just got in the car to head over to see you girls....."
"ATTENTION Walmart customers the time is now 11:50 and all our Valentine items will be marked half off in 10 minutes!"
Guys face cringes and looks at the phone shocked she hung up on him