Share something slightly embarrassing about yourself.

[zeroturbulence]

I like Martha Stewart, especially since she's become an ex con. She was on one of her food channel things reading a letter from a viewer whose name was Buffy Higgenbothem from Connecticut. I'll never forget that name. Buffy wrote asking Martha if she knew of an "implement" that would open pistachios. Buffy complained that her fingers were sore from opening them and that "my thumbs are absolutely swollen".

Now - before Martha was a convict, she would have said "yes, i like to open my pistachios for my guests and wrap them in foil and paint little faces on them and sometimes my fingers are sore, blah blah" but not the new Martha. New Martha's shoulders kind of slumped and she said (and this is nearly verbatim) "Well..... Buffy. While I don't know of an .... implement... that is designed for opening pistachios, you might try NOT EATING SO MANY. Here's a little Martha Stewart tip. If you're eating pistachios and your thumbs swell up, maybe it's time to cut back. (camera crew laughing in background)

Nothing to do with embarrassment thing, but... .... oh nothing.

Oh I didn't know she had changed lol. I still remember the old Martha from before prison. Her facebook stream is just recipes, home decor, and stuff like that.

 

[seoulsearch]

I like Martha Stewart, especially since she's become an ex con. Nothing to do with embarrassment thing, but... .... oh nothing.

And here I thought you were trying to tell us that your "slightly embarrassing" fact was that you like Martha Stewart and ex-cons...

 

[17Bees]

And here I thought you were trying to tell us that your "slightly embarrassing" fact was that you like Martha Stewart and ex-cons...

HA! Wouldn't dare come between you and your pen pals.

 

[zeroturbulence]

A shot of Martha's facebook page

 

[G00WZ]

A shot of Martha's facebook page

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It's a good thing.

 

[G00WZ]

When people ugly cry my inner response is "Ew".

 

[G00WZ]

I gots a three haired beard

 

[Mel85]

When people ugly cry my inner response is "Ew".

 

[Becca12]

Still have braces and freckles in weird places and i fell asleep in Church when I was 12 and pastor walked down to wake me

 

[Lynx]

Frankly I feel Buffy's pain. I have eaten pistachios until I had half-moon bruises under both thumbnails before.

What? They're delicious!

17bees could you verify Martha Stewart said that? I googled a few different ways but all I could find was recipes for pistachio desserts... But I'd really like to find that clip.

 

[17Bees]

Frankly I feel Buffy's pain. I have eaten pistachios until I had half-moon bruises under both thumbnails before.

What? They're delicious!

17bees could you verify Martha Stewart said that? I googled a few different ways but all I could find was recipes for pistachio desserts... But I'd really like to find that clip.

Well... no. I don't think I can. It was a while back. I think she was on somebody else's show.

 

[G00WZ]

The cry life.

 

[Lanolin]

I dont get a lot of things sometimes.
for example, toilet humour. Is it meant to be funny? or just gross?

 

[Lanolin]

I read all of Tori Spellings memoirs.
Im not really a fan of Tori but...I suppose I just read a lot
anyway, she wrote that she did go on Martha Stewarts tv show hoping to be best buds with her cos Martha is like her idol. Unfortunately Martha did not want to be best buds with Tori. But I dont think Tori should take that personally, as it seems shes like that with everyone.

Tori herself would be the first to share all the embarassing thing shes ever done, because apparently she does this all the time...takes pics of her bowel movements like Oprah and shares them with her family.

Ok well thing is if you live with a family you going to have to share a toilet at some point in your daily lives. although I usually shut the door when I go in there. I like my privacy. I also read a book.

 

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... fell asleep the other night on couch and spilled chocolate milk everywhere.... what a mess to clean up