[TEASER THREAD] This Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day, you..........

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JesusLives

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Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a .......

snort then sneezed until his nose turned blue and now Santa doesn't know what to do.....
 

JesusLives

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Mary had a little lamb...…..
 

Pipp

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#24
Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a warrant out for his arrest.
 

BenFTW

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Meh too dark, lol. Let me think of a better one.
 

Mel85

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... wondered why this woman named Mel was stalking me on Christmas. 👀 It was the craziest thing, as I looked over to my window slightly cracked open snow piling up, fluffy and as white as a pearl, there stood a person in a damp coat. With all the courage I could muster I croaked “Hello?” The voice of a woman... “You have my heart.”

Particular encounter as I didn’t recognize the woman. I asked her name. She, slightly offended, retorted, “It’s Mel, you should know it!” I felt perturbed and shakily raised my hand and said “Well, nice to see you Mel... merry Christmas.” She slowly faded into obscurity as the snow picked up and she walked backwards away from my property.
I feel pretty special you wrote this about me.



Or did you?
 

BenFTW

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I feel pretty special you wrote this about me.



Or did you?
When I wrote that I just came from another thread that said to write a book together, so I was still in the creative story telling mindset. Lol 😆
 

laughingheart

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This Christmas, I gave you my heart, you shared the remote, I guess that's a start.
 
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#31
This Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day, you got raptured away
 

Pipp

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#32
Last Christmas I gave you my heart , but the very next day you came out as gay
 

Lynx

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#33
This thread reminds me of the card song.

I gave her my heart and a diamond
And she clubbed me with a spade
 

Dino246

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#34
Kudos to all those who kept with the rhyme
And even the gist of the song at the time.
 

BrotherMike

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#35
This Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day your body rejected it and died. 😮
 
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This Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day, Santa ran over it with his sleigh ☹️
 

Pipp

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#37
Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you texted me "K".
 

Mel85

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This Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day, you threw it away.
 

17Bees

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Last Christmas I gave her my heart. She let out a neigh as I fed her some hay.