Staff Meeting Thread

[Jenny23]

Write here what you are really thinking about during that rousing staff meeting.

 

[tourist]

It's been years since I have attended a staff meeting, rousing or otherwise. Actually, I've always enjoyed them and felt privileged to attend and contribute in some meaningful way to the bottom line. I conducted a few presentations too back in the day.

 

[morefaithrequired]

"why do we sit in awe whenever that person opens their mouth?"

 

[morefaithrequired]

That person dominating the meeting and making us wait back an extra hour. Dont they have a life outside work? I would like to see him arrested.

 

[Desdichado]

"I wonder what Winston Churchill ate for breakfast."

 

[morefaithrequired]

Hope the dog at home hasn't dug a hole through the bottom of the fence and escaped.

 

[Jenny23]

"I wonder what Winston Churchill ate for breakfast."

Soup

 

[Desdichado]

I was thinking maybe scotch, but soup is plausible. It's England in the 40's. What else is there to eat?

Soup

 

[NotmebutHim]

My coffee on my desk is getting cold......

 

[Whispered]

Write here what you are really thinking about during that rousing staff meeting.

Back when those were an evil necessity?
I wonder if the HR manager is picturing all of us nude so as to get up the nerve to speak to a nearly full meeting room?


Why do people you would never want to see naked always join nudist colonies?

 

[Jenny23]

My coffee on my desk is getting cold......

Nothing irks me so much as this. 😆

 

[Jenny23]

“Star Wars Vs. Star Trek. Plausible or no?”

“I need to practice my skit where I dress up like my boss, bust into the meeting, and take over while imitating her.”

 

[Desdichado]

Yes. And Star Trek always wins as long as it's the TNG crew. I've come to this conclusion during numerous walk-of-shame conference calls.

 

[Jenny23]

Yes. And Star Trek always wins as long as it's the TNG crew. I've come to this conclusion during numerous walk-of-shame conference calls.

This might need to be a new thread....I pegged you as Star Wars.

And the skit went well in case you were concerned. I’m still employed. No walk of shame for me.

 

[Desdichado]

The best caricatures both insult and flatter at once.

And the skit went well in case you were concerned. I’m still employed. No walk of shame for me.

 

[Jenny23]

The best caricatures both insult and flatter at once.

Absolutely. The wig I bought was flattering and very close to her hair.

 

[Lanolin]

Dont work on the days when theres staff meetings. Its either tuesdays or wednesdays. Or be the person covering while everyone goes off.

My thoughts...i forgot to bring my pillow. Also say before the meeting you have to leave precisely 40 minutes after it starts so everyone has to talk about the agenda quickly before you leave and then they can whinge and moan and gossip for hours.