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Krumbeard

Krumbeard

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Do you ever ask or get asked crazy questions.
Or a question that just isn't safe to answer but you can't not answer it either...you're just stuck.

What are some that you can think of. Maybe we can have some fun and make some up for each other and come up with answers for them!

Example. wife to husband....If I was in an accident and the car went off a bridge into the bottom of the river but they never found my body what would you do? Would you wait for so many years for me to be found? If so how long? Would you remarry if I wasn't found in "X" amount of years? what if you did remarry and a week after the wedding I show up at the house?

Okay people...let's have some fun! It can be silly or a little serious. Mostly just for fun!
 
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IFOLLOWHIM

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How about a person sees you fall down a flight of stairs,nearly dies laughing then says" Did you hurt yourself"?
 
Krumbeard

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IFOLLOWHIM said:
How about a person sees you fall down a flight of stairs,nearly dies laughing then says" Did you hurt yourself"?
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Wellll....Trying to speak between laughs...Did you hurt yourself?
Are you okay? I'd like to help but I'm heading up and obviously you're headed down. 😬🤪😝

Did this really happen?
 
Lanolin

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What are you doing?
Usually it is answered by what does it look like I am doing?

Another is are you working? Usually asked by some clueless person on sunday when its actually my day off work (and everyone elses)
 
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Krumbeard said:
Wellll....Trying to speak between laughs...Did you hurt yourself?
Are you okay? I'd like to help but I'm heading up and obviously you're headed down. 😬🤪😝

Did this really happen?
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Yes!....lol
 
laughingheart

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I have a dear friend who used to be very active online with dating sites. She had a habit of sending photos to me of fellows who would message her. She'd usually start with "Oh he is soooo cute. What do you think?" It was so awkward. I don't like commenting on people's appearances, I don't like looking at men that my friends are interested in, and her choices were usually not compatible with mine. I would try and avoid the question but I never found a great way to ask her to stop. Any suggestions?
 
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laughingheart said:
I have a dear friend who used to be very active online with dating sites. She had a habit of sending photos to me of fellows who would message her. She'd usually start with "Oh he is soooo cute. What do you think?" It was so awkward. I don't like commenting on people's appearances, I don't like looking at men that my friends are interested in, and her choices were usually not compatible with mine. I would try and avoid the question but I never found a great way to ask her to stop. Any suggestions?
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I'm way to blunt for this situation. I would tell her " hey they are yours for the choosing! You pick them , you live with them not me!

So what are you cooking for dinner tonight
 
laughingheart

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IFOLLOWHIM said:
I'm way to blunt for this situation. I would tell her " hey they are yours for the choosing! You pick them , you live with them not me!

So what are you cooking for dinner tonight
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. I've already started. I made a ground beef stroganoff with egg noodles, I'll add homemade cheese biscuits, baked caulifower, glazed carrots, coleslaw with raisins and apple, and brownies for dessert.
 
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laughingheart said:
I have a dear friend who used to be very active online with dating sites. She had a habit of sending photos to me of fellows who would message her. She'd usually start with "Oh he is soooo cute. What do you think?" It was so awkward. I don't like commenting on people's appearances, I don't like looking at men that my friends are interested in, and her choices were usually not compatible with mine. I would try and avoid the question but I never found a great way to ask her to stop. Any suggestions?
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i would have no trouble being direct. "i have completely different taste to you. Ask someone else."
 
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If you discover I was a convicted criminal and spent 20 years in prison, could you resist not asking me the nature of my crime?
 
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laughingheart said:
. I've already started. I made a ground beef stroganoff with egg noodles, I'll add homemade cheese biscuits, baked caulifower, glazed carrots, coleslaw with raisins and apple, and brownies for dessert.
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Yum! What time? I may be a little late,depends on how far you are from me!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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morefaithrequired said:
If you discover I was a convicted criminal and spent 20 years in prison, could you resist not asking me the nature of my crime?
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Ummm NO! I love to investigate,probably do a little 20/20,48 hrs research on you! Sorry!
 
tourist

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laughingheart said:
. I've already started. I made a ground beef stroganoff with egg noodles, I'll add homemade cheese biscuits, baked caulifower, glazed carrots, coleslaw with raisins and apple, and brownies for dessert.
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Sounds good. You must be quite the cook.
 
Krumbeard

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Lanolin said:
What are you doing?
Usually it is answered by what does it look like I am doing?

Another is are you working? Usually asked by some clueless person on sunday when its actually my day off work (and everyone elses)
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Haha! Yeah, we used to ask my mom that when we were kids when we could obviously see what she was doing.
Her usual reply was "pickin' strawberries ".

Now my kids to it to me. 🤣
 
Krumbeard

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laughingheart said:
I have a dear friend who used to be very active online with dating sites. She had a habit of sending photos to me of fellows who would message her. She'd usually start with "Oh he is soooo cute. What do you think?" It was so awkward. I don't like commenting on people's appearances, I don't like looking at men that my friends are interested in, and her choices were usually not compatible with mine. I would try and avoid the question but I never found a great way to ask her to stop. Any suggestions?
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Ask her to set you up with them!🤪

Sometimes you have to be direct with people...not always easy.
 
laughingheart

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tourist said:
Sounds good. You must be quite the cook.
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My mom is my inspiration. Being a mennonite girl, she could cook most things from scratch, by the age of 12. At Christmas we cook and bake for three days to make sure we are ready for any friends and family who stop by. She is amazing. My prize possession is a cookbook that I begged her to put together for me. It has her best recipes. I've added some things over the years and i use it almost every day. I do love to go out to eat but it is also a blessing to be able to have people enjoy a meal at my table.
 
JamOn

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Krumbeard said:
Do you ever ask or get asked crazy questions.
Or a question that just isn't safe to answer but you can't not answer it either...you're just stuck.

What are some that you can think of. Maybe we can have some fun and make some up for each other and come up with answers for them!

Example. wife to husband....If I was in an accident and the car went off a bridge into the bottom of the river but they never found my body what would you do? Would you wait for so many years for me to be found? If so how long? Would you remarry if I wasn't found in "X" amount of years? what if you did remarry and a week after the wedding I show up at the house?

Okay people...let's have some fun! It can be silly or a little serious. Mostly just for fun!
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No one should wait more than threee days that would be highly to long.
 
laughingheart

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Krumbeard said:
Ask her to set you up with them!🤪

Sometimes you have to be direct with people...not always easy.
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LOL. Now that is funny. I once got talked into putting up a profile on a site. I was so nervous that people would get the wrong idea that it read like I was a medieval nun, lol. There was no confusion as to what would not happen. I am happy to say I didn't get ugly responses and met some nice people. It was a short lived thing but Krumbeard your response is golden.
 
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