I HAVE FOUND THE KEY
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"Tip #2 - Have Your Car Break Down in Strategic Places."
*Seoulsearch maps out "strategic places" for her car to break down:
1. Home Depot.
2. Local Bait & Tackle Store.
3. In Front of His House (totally not obvious - or creepy - at all.)
"Oh, I'm SO SORRY, but my car seems to have broken down RIGHT in front of your house... (but with enough room for the neighbors to get around me.")
Nothing like playing it cool.
*Seoulsearch maps out "strategic places" for her car to break down:
1. Home Depot.
2. Local Bait & Tackle Store.
3. In Front of His House (totally not obvious - or creepy - at all.)
"Oh, I'm SO SORRY, but my car seems to have broken down RIGHT in front of your house... (but with enough room for the neighbors to get around me.")
Nothing like playing it cool.
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76) Double- date with a gay, happily married couple - let him see what it's like!
OMG that's hilarious and means something totally different now.
Confession: When I was in middle school I hurt my arm during tennis practice. I wore an elastic bandage. I noticed the extra attention I got from it. Some guys even touched my arm. I may have worn it a few days extra just for the attention.
OMG that's hilarious and means something totally different now.
Confession: When I was in middle school I hurt my arm during tennis practice. I wore an elastic bandage. I noticed the extra attention I got from it. Some guys even touched my arm. I may have worn it a few days extra just for the attention.
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#31 Gee I haven't tried that since Middle School. Either stumble/fall in front of the 'target' or as I did once, fall off my chair in class. My sister said something funny when I told her I was in a new Bible study, she said 'Men's or woman's'? That might be an idea, accidentally enrolling in a men's class, lol.
Do I really have to sew my own outfit?
Do I really have to sew my own outfit?
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#31 - "Stumble when you walk into a room that he's in."
Fortunately, I do this all the time - whether I'm trying to impress someone or not.
Because nothing says, "I'm a strong, independent woman who would make an excellent help mate!" by showing that she can't even handle a simple task like walking through the door.
#72 - "Girls who whine... Stay on the vine."
Well just as long as I get the biggest branch all to myself...
Fortunately, I do this all the time - whether I'm trying to impress someone or not.
Because nothing says, "I'm a strong, independent woman who would make an excellent help mate!" by showing that she can't even handle a simple task like walking through the door.
#72 - "Girls who whine... Stay on the vine."
Well just as long as I get the biggest branch all to myself...
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This is one of those lists where it's clear the author kind of ran out of juice by #12 or so, then fell apart altogether by #24 - "Don't be afraid to associate with more attractive girls; they may have some leftovers" . I have to give credit where credit's due - the "L" for Leftover the poor guy is wearing on his forehead back in 1959 NEVER went out of style.
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