Talking about stuff kids should stay out of though... I remember when I was a kid, Mom would put the cookies on top of the fridge. (Why is it a refrigerator (no d) but the shortened version is fridge with a d? It doesn't make sense...) She would be careful to always put them up there. I've read the packaging on many cookies and never ONCE seen a "keep out of reach of children" label.
Where was the bleach bottle? Under the kitchen sink with the rest of the poisons. Floor cleaner, dish washing liquid, three different kinds of bug sprays, all right there. But the cookies, oh no, those are REALLY deadly toxins I guess, gotta put them way out of reach.