Awww poor baby.The Lord protects me when I go shopping....He knows I often fall for a good sale! lol!
SomethingWhat does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno your business.
What did bacon say to tomato?
Lettuce get together.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
something funny well my wife is funny.And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive
eternal life".
John came fifth and won a toaster.
oh man! If I DID THAT my hubby would leave it there for when I got back...... THEN I'D HAVE TO WASH IT ALL AGAIN to get any wrinkles and/or musky smells out.......something funny well my wife is funny.
this morning she took the washing out of the machine and through it i onto the lawn went upstairs got all dressed up putt on her make up and left the house. I then hung it on the line.
If I left the laundry outside on the lawn until my wife showed up, I would have to sleep in the back of the pickup!
i like that lady's hairstyle, hmmmm.....try this, seen it twenty times, and I still laugh https://youtu.be/KGJ73e4KtCA
this had been posted on "last person to post win" thread
this had been posted on "last person to post win" thread
sometimes, joy-kill like seriousness on something light-hearted and trivial
can be quite funny
Ya think getting IN is going to be hard. I wanna see him get OUT of the hammock...Okay, this is a lesson.........
Just because someone says, "Go ahead, I dare you!" does NOT mean we should do it!.......lol!