ok
here is the response you seem to want:
excuse me thou all knowing great and wondrous judge of all who tread in these forums
I bear your wrath with humility and bow to your greater knowledge and wisdom
thou has surpassed the wisest among us and we humbly beg your forgiveness
please do not send us to the dungeon of your mind where we shall be forgotten in infamy
nevermore to have the privelege of your incomparable joyous and charming company