You know you're getting old when.........

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When you find out that the friends you're spending time with are more than a decade younger than you.
 
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When a coworker is going on a trip and you hear "My wife wants to boil a cat in a cat hotel." BUT what he actually said was "My wife wants to board our cat in a cat hotel."
 
When the teenie bopper taking your food order asks if you're eligible for the senior discount. No, I'm not young lady! Now go to your roo... err... I mean no ma'am.
That did Not happen to me just today. It did not. -.-
 
Subhumanoidal said:
When the teenie bopper taking your food order asks if you're eligible for the senior discount. No, I'm not young lady! Now go to your roo... err... I mean no ma'am.
That did Not happen to me just today. It did not. -.-
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It's ok old feller.... I got asked if I was said 18 year old friends mom once.
 
Subhumanoidal said:
When the teenie bopper taking your food order asks if you're eligible for the senior discount. No, I'm not young lady! Now go to your roo... err... I mean no ma'am.
That did Not happen to me just today. It did not. -.-
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Lol, a couple of years back I tried to buy liquor in a European country, and the clerk thought I was underaged. When I produced solid evidence proving that I was 35+, her response was that I must have dyed my hair...that woman really gave rude a bad name😁.
 
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Well... do you dye your hair? Now I'm curious, because I have some friends who are 20 years my senior and I have more grey hair than they have. It just ain't fair...
 
You know you're getting older...

When you start getting invites to the local senior center.
 
Susanna said:
Lol, a couple of years back I tried to buy liquor in a European country, and the clerk thought I was underaged. When I produced solid evidence proving that I was 35+, her response was that I must have dyed my hair...that woman really gave rude a bad name😁.
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When I was 14 I went to a concert. I met a group of people while there including the "den mother" of the group. She thought I was "at least 21" 0.o
And when I was only 21 and bought liquor one time the guy didn't even card me )= haha
 
You know you're old by the commercials you see during your favorite shows.

When I was a kid I saw a lot of commercials for toys and sugary breakfast cereals. Oh, and milk for some reason.

When I was a teen I saw a lot of commercials for phones and cars and motorcycles and makeup and fast food places.

These days I see a lot of commercials for life insurance...
 
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You know you're getting old when you start singing "He's still working on me" because all kids know that song... and 14 kids in Children's Church look at you blankly.

*sigh

Never mind kids. Don't mind me. I'll just be over here in the corner rusting away.
 
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