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The earth is 70% water, and so is your body. Coincidence?
Ha! Naaa, we're all just a little bloated.... Probably because of that "salt of the earth" thing.You tryna say i'm fat?!?![]()
Yeah, I found this out by chance at the salvage grocery. I go there to find neat stuff, not to save money. I found a bottle of cashew juice.Cashews come from evergreen trees which produce cashew apples.
Woah! I find this one hard to believe. Last I heard, there were more cell phones on the planet than people...There are over 600,000,000 telephone lines in the world today, but almost half of the world's population have never made a phone call.
Isn't that a movie quote?"I don't know half of you, half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve!"
Isn't that a movie quote?![]()
Everything about you is entertaining my friend !So? Isn't it interesting! Are you not entertained!!![]()
Are you not entertained is from..... Gladiator?So? Isn't it interesting!? Are you not entertained!?!![]()
WoooHooooooo! No mortgage this month!Rapture will be May 14
Rapture will be May 14
WoooHooooooo! No mortgage this month!
I'd leave the keys in the front door and go live on the beach!Argh.
Stupid conscience.
I'd still have to pay them on time on the basis of character.
After all, it's not like I'd be taking the money with me!