Jesus Seen in the Sky?

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zeroturbulence

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Genesis 9:12-13: And God said, "This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come: I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth.
 
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7seasrekeyed said:
sorry, but no.

that is not Jesus in the clouds and it is not a miracle

further, with all the photo manipulation possibilities out there, you could make just about any photo into whatever you wanted it to be

and why would Jesus appear in Italy?

is someone trying to say that Jesus is hovering over the pope or something?

sigh
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Why would he hover over the poopy is he preparing to remove his head for being a blasphemer little horn beast of the sea whore of Babylon....lol😀
Daniel 7:25,8:14
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AxeElf said:
DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE ABOUT THE ELEPHANT LICKING THE BACK OF THE KOALA BEAR AT THE TOP OF THE CLOUDS???

This has to mean something...
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Those are the two witnesses coming.
 
SIMON55

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Yep that's Jesus for sure he came and raptured everybody away on the magic airbus and you got left behind and oh yes we have internet here on the airbus and the in flight movie is the Bible sorry you didn't make the flight....
maybe next time😀
Don't take the Mark....ok?
 
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TabinRivCA said:
When a husband passed who was called 'Red' the next day there was a beautiful reddish hue in the evening sky. He was brought up atheist but some friends and myself were talking to him about Jesus. I believe this was a confirmation he made it, God is omnipotent and loves us soooo much.
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yes, God IS omnipotent
 
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AxeElf said:
Yeah, the smiley face is part of it.




It was shot through a windshield, which, while driving through Missouri in the summer, had collected its fair share of unfortunate bugs. I think there had even been a few sprinkles of rain.




Possibly, because I don't speed (that way I don't have to constantly be on the lookout for cops). But I took it more as an overall seal of approval--"Well done, my good and faithful servant!" so to speak (if in fact it WAS a thumbs-up emoji from God, and not just a random pattern of clouds viewed from an angle that made them look like a thumbs-up emoji).
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no worries

there is no way anyone's car could be half as dirty as a guy I went out with a few times way back

the windshield looked like a dust bowl windstorm had been tattooed on it
 
dcontroversal

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Jesus was also seen on a piece of toast a few years back.........:rolleyes:
 
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SIMON55 said:
Yep that's Jesus for sure he came and raptured everybody away on the magic airbus and you got left behind and oh yes we have internet here on the airbus and the in flight movie is the Bible sorry you didn't make the flight....
maybe next time😀
Don't take the Mark....ok?
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Apparently, I missed the bus too. You can be very amusing at times. :)
 
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tourist said:
Apparently, I missed the bus too. You can be very amusing at times. :)
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I try....😀...everyone needs a laugh once in awhile.....did you see that show they staged with that nun they put out there to belittle them over their bad childcare policies oh they looked so humbled and contrite.....
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dcontroversal said:
Jesus was also seen on a piece of toast a few years back.........:rolleyes:
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I have that toast every morning bought the toaster on ebay....here have another slice.....you want some butter or 🍓 strawberry preserves with that or do you take your Jesus plain? Capture+_2019-03-08-19-38-51-1.png
 
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TabinRivCA said:
I saw Jesus, what harm can that do?
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Just don't say that very loud because there is a whole swarm of locust around here that will light on you chanting mantras about...
" We walk by faith.....and faith cometh by hearing the word"
If you say you saw something they will declare it a heresy throw you in a straight jacket and perform an exorcism!
Ssss;hhhh.....somebody's coming!😀
 
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SIMON55 said:
I have that toast every morning bought the toaster on ebay....here have another slice.....you want some butter or 🍓 strawberry preserves with that or do you take your Jesus plain? View attachment 195656
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With that swirl on his forehead I feel like I am being drawn in like some mystic spiritualized float trip....
 
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SIMON55 said:
Just don't say that very loud because there is a whole swarm of locust around here that will light on you chanting mantras about...
" We walk by faith.....and faith cometh by hearing the word"
If you say you saw something they will declare it a heresy throw you in a straight jacket and perform an exorcism!
Ssss;hhhh.....somebody's coming!😀
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No worries, I've got the sword of the Spirit and shield of Faith on, plus a few guardian angels on call...lol
 
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dcontroversal said:
With that swirl on his forehead I feel like I am being drawn in like some mystic spiritualized float trip....
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lol😀.....You need to get you one of those toasters off ebay they come in four models.
1. Bread of life
2. Our daily bread
3. Hidden Manna
4. And the Catholic version
( Eucharist Break-Fast )
Then you can mystify like a real gnostic every morning
There a good deal at $29.95
The image comes engraved into the metal on the sides and they make great Christmas gifts also!!!😀
 
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dcontroversal said:
With that swirl on his forehead I feel like I am being drawn in like some mystic spiritualized float trip....
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Swirly forehead or no swirly its always better to be drawn in by Jesus than rebuked and rejected!!!😀
 
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SIMON55 said:
lol😀.....You need to get you one of those toasters off ebay they come in four models.
1. Bread of life
2. Our daily bread
3. Hidden Manna
4. And the Catholic version
( Eucharist Break-Fast )
Then you can mystify like a real gnostic every morning
There a good deal at $29.95
The image comes engraved into the metal on the sides and they make great Christmas gifts also!!!😀
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THOU SHALT NOT MAKE ANY GRAVEN TOASTERS !!!!
 
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SIMON55 said:
lol😀.....You need to get you one of those toasters off ebay they come in four models.
1. Bread of life
2. Our daily bread
3. Hidden Manna
4. And the Catholic version
( Eucharist Break-Fast )
Then you can mystify like a real gnostic every morning
There a good deal at $29.95
The image comes engraved into the metal on the sides and they make great Christmas gifts also!!!😀
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Hahha I just throw bread on the wood stove ....the rest is a joke hah
 
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