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can you guys post something funny please?
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I tried and tried to watch it several more times... Focused on the child's face in the beginning - real hair and real focus on grandpa... Yes, his left sleeve is orange and his right sleeve is yellow... when he flips in mid air we do get to see both sleeves in rotation...
Unfortunately, even after using full screen on my laptop - I am unable to see the landing as it is off screen and the view becomes obstructed by a seemingly concerned female... Grandpa's reaction would suggest that he was both concerned and probably hearing some verbal explitatives from either moma-bear or granma...
sorry - I did try to see him as a dummy - but I just couldn't see it that way?... am I the only one?
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Workin' on the Railroad
Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.
At his interview, the inspector asked him this question:
"What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track?
Benny replied," I would switch the points for one of the trains."
"Good. But what if the lever broke?", asked the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the signal box", said Benny, "and use the manual lever there."
"What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector.
"Then..." Benny continued, "I'd run back into signal box & phone the next signal box."
"What if the phone was engaged?"
"Well.....in that case," persevered Benny, " I'd rush down out of the box & use the public emergency phone at the level of the crossing up there..."
"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"
"Oh, well then I'd run into the village & get my Uncle Toby."
This bizarre response puzzled the Inspector, so he asked, "And just why would you do that??"
"Because Uncle Toby... He's never seen a train wreck!!"
Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.
At his interview, the inspector asked him this question:
"What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track?
Benny replied," I would switch the points for one of the trains."
"Good. But what if the lever broke?", asked the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the signal box", said Benny, "and use the manual lever there."
"What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector.
"Then..." Benny continued, "I'd run back into signal box & phone the next signal box."
"What if the phone was engaged?"
"Well.....in that case," persevered Benny, " I'd rush down out of the box & use the public emergency phone at the level of the crossing up there..."
"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"
"Oh, well then I'd run into the village & get my Uncle Toby."
This bizarre response puzzled the Inspector, so he asked, "And just why would you do that??"
"Because Uncle Toby... He's never seen a train wreck!!"
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Poinsetta
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A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.”
The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.”
The man asked, “Do you think he lived so long because he was eating lots of chocolate?”
The boy answered, “He lived so long because he minded his own business.”
The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.”
The man asked, “Do you think he lived so long because he was eating lots of chocolate?”
The boy answered, “He lived so long because he minded his own business.”
"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day.
"Mmm hmm," replied Dave.
"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"
"Mmm hmm," replied Dave.
"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"
Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is.
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is.
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Poinsetta
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Poinsetta
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Don't worry, it will vomit you out in a second.
but dogs only puke i'm not fit for a small puke.
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