The U.S. can no longer be trusted.
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I once heard a joke about Bill and Hillary Clinton that went like this:
Bill and Hillary are driving near her home town. They stop to get some gas and Hillary recognizes the station attendant as a high school boyfriend. After they drive off, Bill tells her, smugly, “if you would have married him instead of me, you’d be working at a gas station.” Hillary replies, “No, if I would have married him, he would be President.”
Bill and Hillary are driving near her home town. They stop to get some gas and Hillary recognizes the station attendant as a high school boyfriend. After they drive off, Bill tells her, smugly, “if you would have married him instead of me, you’d be working at a gas station.” Hillary replies, “No, if I would have married him, he would be President.”
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Republican or Democrat
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."
The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."
The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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""Karen Donfried, who served as President Obama's European adviser, told me: "I would not assume that whoever follows Donald Trump goes back to where we were pre-Trump, because you can't. ""
Why would I want to go back ? I'm proud to have a president who supports the biblical view of marriage and is Pro-life. Trump isn't Obama. Praise God !
Why would I want to go back ? I'm proud to have a president who supports the biblical view of marriage and is Pro-life. Trump isn't Obama. Praise God !
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