Things NOT to say on your first date....

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Oh no...excuse me. Again, so sorry. Do you happen to have any gas x. If not that's ok, just consider it aroma therapy. Your welcome, :).
 
CharliRenee said:
Oh no...excuse me. Again, so sorry. Do you happen to have any gas x. If not that's ok, just consider it aroma therapy. Your welcome, :).
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I was going to say: "Did we run over something dead or did you break wind?"
 
I want you to know I am the kind of person you can count on to be there, no matter what. Just ask my ex, I just reminded him yesterday that nothing can keep us apart, not even the restraining orders.
 
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Your tinder profile says you’re 25 but you look “hella old”.....


Sorry selfdissolving, had to use that line 🤣
 
Do you like the lingerie that I bought you?

Do you still live with your parents too?

Don't mind my GPS ankle bracelet. Starting today I am no longer under house arrest and just forgot to take it off.
 
You are much older than the women I usually date.

Do you like cleaning house? I'm looking for girlfriend who will clean my house for me.

I'm damaged goods. Can you fix me?
 
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