I used to think that babies were either delivered by birds, or airplanes.
As a kid, I heard my Mom explain to someone at church that, "Other people's babies were brought by storks, but my baby (being adopted) came on a 747."
Fast forward a few years later.
Wait, what? Babies don't actually just magically appear for a bird or plane to fly them home??!!!
Alas... I must now take a moment of silence for my great loss of innocence.